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Wowbagger

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Caption it #1979
« on: November 07, 2019, 11:44:56 pm »
Oh, Bach without any doubt. Bach every time for me.

Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2019, 12:03:33 am »
His girlfriend sent him packing but he didn't understand how putting potatoes in boxes would help their relationship.

or

The secret strangler of Southgate's cover was blown when his workmate (on the right in the photo) recognised his grip.

or

Prince Harry was fed up with being treated like royalty so he bought a rubber face mask from the local party shop.

Jaded

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Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2019, 08:14:35 am »
Sorting through Conservative candudates’ brains.
If you don't like your democracy, vote against it.

Mr Larrington

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Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2019, 08:42:02 am »
The Potato People finally got to meet their god
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Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2019, 09:42:26 am »
The Eyes have it. The ears and the brain fell off.

Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2019, 10:22:35 am »
Madame Tussaud's unveils a 'waxwork' model of BJ made entirely from potatoes.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2019, 03:40:31 pm »
Johnson attempts to make his hat artfully rumpled for the cameras.
I do not ride a great big Mercian, gangster tanwalls, fixed cog in the back.

Wowbagger

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Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2019, 11:29:18 pm »
Spud-u-shag.
Oh, Bach without any doubt. Bach every time for me.

Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2019, 01:37:20 pm »
Always wear rubber gloves when handling rubbish

sprogs

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Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2019, 07:17:53 pm »
My willie's so big that my sperm is the size of a potato.

Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2019, 07:31:21 pm »
Now how can I screw this up........
Get a bicycle. You will never regret it, if you live- Mark Twain

Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2019, 09:45:34 pm »
Boris tries to not let on, that she is squeezing the life out of his spuds.
If you don’t make time for exercise now, sooner or later you’ll need to make time for ill health.

sprogs

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Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2019, 06:16:48 pm »
Boris has yet another SPD moment.

Regulator

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Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2019, 08:35:31 pm »
Boris has yet another SPD moment.

Don’t you mean another STD moment?
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sprogs

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Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2020, 06:47:22 pm »
Boris strode resolutely between the creature from the black lagoon and the beast from 20,000 fathoms in the secure knwledge that his facade of buffoonery would distract them while he stole their eggs.

T42

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Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2020, 10:29:59 am »
A December issue of Nature carried a slightly different version of this photo over the caption:

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson pledged to raise spending on Research and Development
I've dusted all those old bottles and set them up straight.

meddyg

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Re: Caption it #1979
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2020, 01:41:15 pm »
Boris wonders who'll be picking potatoes, peas and strawberries next year, when the Poles, Czechs and Slovaks can't come back
as their English is not good enough.....

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