Author Topic: Caption it #1810  (Read 946 times)

Wowbagger

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Caption it #1810
« on: January 20, 2020, 05:01:32 pm »
Eating's a serious business. Don't bollocks around wagging your tail.

Wowbagger

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Re: Caption it #1810
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2020, 05:02:10 pm »
Come to daddy!
Eating's a serious business. Don't bollocks around wagging your tail.

Re: Caption it #1810
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2020, 05:15:41 pm »
"I argued with my girlfriend and an anger she starched my jacket."

Re: Caption it #1810
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2020, 05:27:26 pm »
Ex-royal visibly shocked at how far PM is prepared to take his Messiah complex.  Get on with it, I say.

Re: Caption it #1810
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2020, 05:39:07 pm »
And they ask me why we are going to live in fucking Canada
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Basil

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Re: Caption it #1810
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2020, 06:45:54 pm »
I could do your security.  See?  No one can get past.   How much are you paying?
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Wowbagger

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Re: Caption it #1810
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2020, 06:59:23 pm »
One of them took great care where he put his chopper...
Eating's a serious business. Don't bollocks around wagging your tail.

Jaded

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Re: Caption it #1810
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2020, 07:29:15 pm »
It's rather good, isn't it, my unicorn impression?
If you don't like your democracy, vote against it.

Re: Caption it #1810
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2020, 08:19:28 pm »
Come to daddy!

It's entirely possible.  The unbelievable bit is that Johnson would remember.

Mr Larrington

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Re: Caption it #1810
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2020, 12:20:44 pm »
You think you've got it bad?  Those bastards in Brussels literally crucified me!
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Re: Caption it #1810
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2020, 12:59:26 pm »
How am I PM? Search me.

Re: Caption it #1810
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2020, 01:06:25 pm »
"No Boris, we are not going to recreate that scene from Titanic!"
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster.
And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you." ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

Phil W

Re: Caption it #1810
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2020, 10:48:23 pm »
No Boris, I’m not going to hug it out.

Jaded

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Re: Caption it #1810
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2020, 03:53:22 am »
“Africa is, well, this big, isn’t it, and we can do that, big is good, the boundaries are endless, like this. Let’s do this, in a big way.”
If you don't like your democracy, vote against it.

Re: Caption it #1810
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2020, 05:54:33 am »
“... then it’s W, then A, then T again, using the tune from YMCA. Come on, let’s have a go together!”
L'enfer, c'est les autos.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Caption it #1810
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2020, 08:38:38 am »
"So you think the press has been telling lies about your missis? When I was a journalist, I told them this big."
Days become simply the spaces between dreams, spaces between the shifting floors of time...

T42

  • Old fool in a hurry
Re: Caption it #1810
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2020, 09:51:45 am »
"Honestly, two giraffes at once!"
I've dusted all those old bottles and set them up straight.

Re: Caption it #1810
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2020, 10:34:24 am »
The Prince to the knave: I see your reputation for roodness is well earned.
L'enfer, c'est les autos.

sprogs

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Re: Caption it #1810
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2020, 06:28:07 pm »
They do smell don't they !
Perhaps if you hold your breath ?