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Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« on: March 14, 2020, 09:31:31 pm »
A thread for posting stupid ephemeral shit that makes you laugh

I'll start with this:

https://twitter.com/CuriousUkTelly/status/1238815259445657603?s=20

barakta

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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2020, 10:38:18 pm »
Glaswegian Pokemon: https://twitter.com/scully1888/status/1101601821481713664?lang=en

Makes me die laughing every time I watch it. I can hear my cousins talking like this.


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Mrs Pingu

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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2020, 10:54:10 am »
Glaswegian Pokemon: https://twitter.com/scully1888/status/1101601821481713664?lang=en

Makes me die laughing every time I watch it. I can hear my cousins talking like this.

Also  ;D
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T42

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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2020, 01:01:24 pm »
Glaswegian Pokemon: https://twitter.com/scully1888/status/1101601821481713664?lang=en

Makes me die laughing every time I watch it. I can hear my cousins talking like this.

AND you'll notice that it says lang=en at the end of the link.
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T42

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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2020, 08:34:19 am »
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/mar/16/dead-sea-scrolls-fragments-at-museum-of-the-bible-are-all-fakes-study-says

Religious nuts taken for a ride

Me Da's favourite line: a fool and his money are soon parted.

I only ever heard it when he was looking at me. Funny, that.
I've dusted all those old bottles and set them up straight.

Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2020, 02:44:24 pm »

Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2020, 02:48:01 pm »

Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2020, 02:56:07 pm »
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/mar/16/dead-sea-scrolls-fragments-at-museum-of-the-bible-are-all-fakes-study-says

Religious nuts taken for a ride

Me Da's favourite line: a fool and his money are soon parted.

I only ever heard it when he was looking at me. Funny, that.
I thought it was “a fool and his money are soon married”


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ElyDave

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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2020, 03:35:59 pm »
https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1239367483317981190?s=20

I challenge you not to be amused by this

Wasn't that done in one of the Naked Gun movies? Either 2 1/2 or 33 1/3
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T42

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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2020, 03:36:52 pm »
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/mar/16/dead-sea-scrolls-fragments-at-museum-of-the-bible-are-all-fakes-study-says

Religious nuts taken for a ride

Me Da's favourite line: a fool and his money are soon parted.

I only ever heard it when he was looking at me. Funny, that.
I thought it was “a fool and his money are soon married”

Comes to the same thing in the end.
I've dusted all those old bottles and set them up straight.


Mrs Pingu

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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2020, 10:25:45 pm »
Cat people, check out #quarantinecats on Twitter.
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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2020, 11:04:11 pm »
A thread for posting stupid ephemeral shit that makes you laugh

I'll start with this:

https://twitter.com/CuriousUkTelly/status/1238815259445657603?s=20
that had me in the first 3 seconds.
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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2020, 11:15:27 pm »
I could watch this all day :)

https://twitter.com/eliistender10/status/1239109201085042688?s=09
Wonderful. It's the clangers for middle aged BOFs!
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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2020, 04:43:21 pm »
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/mar/16/dead-sea-scrolls-fragments-at-museum-of-the-bible-are-all-fakes-study-says

Religious nuts taken for a ride

Me Da's favourite line: a fool and his money are soon parted.

I only ever heard it when he was looking at me. Funny, that.

Are we long lost brothers? ???
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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2020, 05:05:52 pm »
I don't think my dad ever got south of Leicester.
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mattc

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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2020, 07:41:28 pm »
This feels like the sort of thing that might entertain Flatus:

https://twitter.com/maxkava/status/1238895581193547778
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No.11  Because of the great host of those who dislike the least appearance of "swank " when they travel the roads and lanes. - From Kuklos' 39 Articles

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« Reply #21 on: March 18, 2020, 01:52:48 pm »

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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2020, 02:11:02 pm »
governor of new york is interviewed by his brother

https://twitter.com/GeneKerrigan/status/1239969540236128258?s=20
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« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2020, 02:32:19 pm »
 :facepalm:
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