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Caption it #1817
« on: March 23, 2020, 01:16:40 pm »

Re: Caption it #1817
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2020, 01:18:04 pm »
Cyclist: "I was just on my way to the supermarket, Sir."

Karla

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Re: Caption it #1817
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2020, 01:19:15 pm »
Cycling with intent

T42

  • Old fool in a hurry
Re: Caption it #1817
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2020, 01:32:01 pm »
135€ down the Swannee
I've dusted all those old bottles and set them up straight.

Mr Larrington

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Re: Caption it #1817
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2020, 01:38:04 pm »
No, no, Officer!  I just went the wrong way on a roundabout last summer and have been trying to get home ever since!
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Re: Caption it #1817
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2020, 01:44:06 pm »
No, no, Officer!  I just went the wrong way on a roundabout last summer and have been trying to get home ever since!

But officer don't you know I am the Mayor of Mortagne-au-Perche

T42

  • Old fool in a hurry
Re: Caption it #1817
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2020, 01:44:46 pm »
Er... which way is Brest?
I've dusted all those old bottles and set them up straight.

Re: Caption it #1817
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2020, 01:52:17 pm »

FifeingEejit

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Re: Caption it #1817
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2020, 01:53:09 pm »
Pah, you're only Police nationale, call that a gun. You'll need to send the Gendarmerie or vigipirate before I'll stop cycling.

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Re: Caption it #1817
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2020, 02:28:49 pm »
Not a caption.

Even just a few weeks ago, if someone had told me "cycling will soon become an illegal activity", I would have replied "you are completely mad".

T42

  • Old fool in a hurry
Re: Caption it #1817
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2020, 02:40:38 pm »
Not a caption.

Even just a few weeks ago, if someone had told me "cycling will soon become an illegal activity", I would have replied "you are completely mad".

Chum of mine posted last on FB that he was still cycling. His local gendarmerie allows an hour within a 5 km radius of home.
I've dusted all those old bottles and set them up straight.

Phil W

Re: Caption it #1817
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2020, 06:21:49 pm »
Thanks for stopping me, the saddlebag with my shopping must have fallen off the back.

Jaded

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Re: Caption it #1817
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2020, 08:05:08 pm »
"This is actually not my bike, I found it what I was out on a walk in my PPE."
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meddyg

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Re: Caption it #1817
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2020, 09:08:50 pm »
Officer Clouseau: Hope you don't mind me asking but where are you finding depilatory cream at this time of crisis ?

or perhaps ' get that shirt off now - impersonating a police officer !'


Re: Caption it #1817
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2020, 09:49:28 pm »
It was always an offence in France to ride small/small.
L'enfer, c'est les autos.

Re: Caption it #1817
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2020, 10:49:39 am »
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I'd arrest you - but I don't want to touch you. Could you please arrest yourself, but ensure you remain 2m from my van at all times.
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sprogs

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Re: Caption it #1817
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2020, 07:00:45 pm »
Your mask should be over your mouth, not your head you dolt !.

MikeFromLFE

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Re: Caption it #1817
« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2020, 10:23:07 pm »
Is that a CO2 cylinder or aren't you pleased to see me?
Too many angry people - breathe & relax.