Author Topic: Caption it #1822  (Read 835 times)

Wowbagger

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Caption it #1822
« on: May 19, 2020, 02:53:12 pm »


Eating's a serious business. Don't bollocks around wagging your tail.

Re: Caption it #1822
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2020, 04:06:09 pm »
The intellectuals' Kama Sutra

Jaded

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Re: Caption it #1822
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2020, 04:08:39 pm »
Lesson 4: Looking at your opponents pieces like this is cheating. Do not do it!
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Re: Caption it #1822
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2020, 05:13:40 pm »
Are you playing with yourself again, dear?

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Caption it #1822
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2020, 05:27:45 pm »
But why can't the Queen mate the Bishop? You did say we could try new positions.
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Re: Caption it #1822
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2020, 05:39:26 pm »
The girlfriend's from Prague.

Jaded

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Re: Caption it #1822
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2020, 08:54:11 pm »
No, I'm not a Gangmaster!
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meddyg

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Re: Caption it #1822
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2020, 05:36:04 pm »
Quote
The girlfriend's from Prague

that'll be a routine Czech ?

Re: Caption it #1822
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2020, 05:46:02 pm »
(prompted by Nuncio and meddyg)

She's a Czech, mate.

or even

She's a Czech mate.

Re: Caption it #1822
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2020, 05:33:41 pm »
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Wowbagger

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Re: Caption it #1822
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2020, 10:15:39 am »
Not a caption: for Volume 2 of that series, the publisher has used exactly the same photograph but airbrushed the woman out of the picture. I'm not sure which is the more sexist.
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T42

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Re: Caption it #1822
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2020, 11:09:41 am »
Not a caption: for Volume 2 of that series, the publisher has used exactly the same photograph but airbrushed the woman out of the picture. I'm not sure which is the more sexist.

Queen's gambit declined?
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Re: Caption it #1822
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2020, 05:02:06 pm »
Is that a pawn in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?

Re: Caption it #1822
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2020, 05:18:05 pm »
- So if you move the little one to the eighth row you can turn it into a queen?
- We can make a knight of it if you want
- Yeah, lets forget about the chess.