Author Topic: Caption it #1826  (Read 768 times)

meddyg

  • 'You'll have had your tea?'
Caption it #1826
« on: June 29, 2020, 09:21:52 am »



Cudzoziemiec

  • Eating all the pies and drinking all the tea.
Re: Caption it #1825
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2020, 09:31:19 am »
If you go down to Paris today, you'd better go in disguise.
Days become simply the spaces between dreams, spaces between the shifting floors of time...

Re: Caption it #1825
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2020, 09:35:17 am »
More animals have been coming into town during lockdown.

Jaded

  • The Codfather
  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Caption it #1825
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2020, 10:29:44 am »
“Our current menu is quite simple, just the necessities.“
If you don't like your democracy, vote against it.

Re: Caption it #1825
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2020, 10:33:47 am »
We're not out of the woods yet.

Jaded

  • The Codfather
  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Caption it #1825
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2020, 10:49:49 am »
ian’s neighbours were the first to break lockdown rules.
If you don't like your democracy, vote against it.

T42

  • Old fool in a hurry
Re: Caption it #1825
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2020, 10:56:09 am »
"Six fois pastis et quatre pailles".
I've dusted all those old bottles and set them up straight.

Mr Larrington

  • A bit ov a lyv wyr by slof standirds
  • Custard Wallah
    • Mr Larrington's Automatic Diary
Re: Caption it #1825
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2020, 11:52:51 am »
And is there hunny still for tea?
External Transparent Wall Inspection Operative & Mayor of Mortagne-au-Perche
Satisfying the Bloodlust of the Masses in Peacetime

Re: Caption it #1825
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2020, 03:19:53 pm »
"How's business?"

"We're bearing up."
L'enfer, c'est les autos.

Re: Caption it #1825
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2020, 07:08:45 pm »
So you are saying you’ve had contact with half a dozen bears in the days before your positive test result?

Re: Caption it #1825
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2020, 08:09:38 pm »
One bear to another: "This absinthe must be dodgy, I'm seeing humans..."
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster.
And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you." ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

Re: Caption it #1825
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2020, 09:58:39 pm »
Girl being asked her order: 'Er, not sure yet. Bear with me.'

Re: Caption it #1825
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2020, 10:01:18 pm »
'Of course I can vouch for them. We're related. They're my forbears.'

Re: Caption it #1825
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2020, 10:07:49 pm »
Ian, she's taking their names. No - only one of them can be Conan.

Re: Caption it #1825
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2020, 10:09:49 pm »
No they don't need cutlery, thanks - they'll use their bear hands.

Re: Caption it #1825
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2020, 10:22:47 pm »
Waiter! I'll have the steak with that sauce made from butter, eggs, shallots and vinegar - what's it called now?

Re: Caption it #1825
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2020, 10:37:45 pm »
Not a caption: Ham, you are way too clever for me; that was brilliant!

meddyg

  • 'You'll have had your tea?'
Re: Caption it #1826
« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2020, 07:39:52 am »
Someone out here grizzling about non-sequential Caption it numbers ?
meddyg has changed it to #1826

Now, who ordered a very large porridge ?

Re: Caption it #1825
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2020, 01:52:21 pm »
Girl being asked her order: 'Er, not sure yet. Bear with me.'
Followed by long paws?
L'enfer, c'est les autos.

Wowbagger

  • Dez's butler
    • Musings of a Gentleman Cyclist
Re: Caption it #1826
« Reply #19 on: July 01, 2020, 10:26:51 pm »
"As-tu fait la merde dans le bois?"

"Mais oui."

"Moi aussi."
Eating's a serious business. Don't bollocks around wagging your tail.

meddyg

  • 'You'll have had your tea?'
Re: Caption it #1826
« Reply #20 on: July 01, 2020, 11:21:04 pm »
Quote
bears shit in the woods ?

'Le pape, est-il catholique, tu penses ?'

Mr Larrington

  • A bit ov a lyv wyr by slof standirds
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Re: Caption it #1826
« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2020, 12:52:35 pm »
You said we were going on a picnic, you git!
External Transparent Wall Inspection Operative & Mayor of Mortagne-au-Perche
Satisfying the Bloodlust of the Masses in Peacetime

T42

  • Old fool in a hurry
Re: Caption it #1826
« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2020, 01:05:11 pm »
Huh. Furriners.
I've dusted all those old bottles and set them up straight.

Blodwyn Pig

  • what a nice chap
Re: Caption it #1826
« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2020, 01:47:02 pm »
''I don't know, whats Paris coming to.  Pop out for a coffee, and end up surrounded by Poo.