Author Topic: Movie plots - the unattractive version  (Read 3143 times)

ElyDave

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #150 on: July 27, 2020, 04:13:58 pm »
Tom Hanks Runs a Newspaper

was a bit slow
“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.” –Charles Dickens

Steph

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #151 on: July 27, 2020, 05:26:24 pm »
You can do all the Tom Hanks films that way...

Tom Hanks goes for a run.
Tom Hanks fixes air conditioning.
Tom Hanks makes a mess of opening coconut.
etc.

"Tom Hanks moves to the city and gets a new job and girlfriend" is my favourite.

At least that one was a big hit.
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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #152 on: July 28, 2020, 10:18:41 am »
You can do all the Tom Hanks films that way...

Tom Hanks goes for a run.
Tom Hanks fixes air conditioning.
Tom Hanks makes a mess of opening coconut.
etc.

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Tom Hanks tells sailors what to do.
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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #153 on: July 28, 2020, 10:46:40 am »
Tom Hanks makes a smoothie

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T42

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #154 on: July 28, 2020, 10:48:37 am »
You can do all the Tom Hanks films that way...

Tom Hanks goes for a run.
Tom Hanks fixes air conditioning.
Tom Hanks makes a mess of opening coconut.
etc.

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Ditto Cruise, and any other action-movie jerk star.
I've dusted all those old bottles and set them up straight.