Author Topic: Movie plots - the unattractive version  (Read 3239 times)

T42

  • Old fool in a hurry
Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #25 on: July 10, 2020, 09:17:30 am »
Whale bumps head on floating wood.
I've dusted all those old bottles and set them up straight.

ian

  • feat. Undead Jess & Finestre, Queen of Hell
Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2020, 09:36:54 am »
Woman coming home from work thinks she recognizes someone.

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Tim Hall

  • I want to eat the fleeting shade of your lashes
Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #27 on: July 10, 2020, 09:37:59 am »
There's the well-known "Girl arrives in a new country and kills the first person she meets, then forms a group and plots to kill again..."
Is that The Wizard of Oz;D
"And then the murders began"

Oops, wrong pointless silly game.
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citoyen

  • Occasionally rides a bike
Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #28 on: July 10, 2020, 10:06:26 am »
Is it just me or is anyone else struggling with these? (Beyond Mary Poppins, of course) (oh god, I hope Mary Poppins is one of them)

Yes, to Mary Poppins.

The rest of mine are:

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Redlight

  • Enjoying life in the slow lane
Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #29 on: July 10, 2020, 10:15:23 am »
Some musicians aren't very successful.
Why should anybody steal a watch when they can steal a bicycle?

ian

  • feat. Undead Jess & Finestre, Queen of Hell
Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #30 on: July 10, 2020, 10:24:06 am »
Spaceship has a troublesome pest infestation.

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citoyen

  • Occasionally rides a bike
Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #31 on: July 10, 2020, 10:27:30 am »
Guest rates motel as "very unsatisfactory" on TripAdvisor, with particular criticism of the bathroom arrangements and attitude of landlord's mother.

Man takes hotel caretaker job over winter, gets bored and irritable.

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ian

  • feat. Undead Jess & Finestre, Queen of Hell
Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #32 on: July 10, 2020, 10:33:02 am »
Child doesn't like clowns.

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #33 on: July 10, 2020, 10:35:36 am »
Englishman learns to ride camel in desert.
Get a bicycle. You will never regret it, if you live- Mark Twain

Basil

  • Um....err......oh bugger!
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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #34 on: July 10, 2020, 10:46:16 am »
Bloke goes to Mars, has a shit and comes back.
Quote from: Kim
And remember that friends who organise things on Facebook aren't proper friends anyway.

Jaded

  • The Codfather
  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #35 on: July 10, 2020, 11:19:18 am »
 ;D
If you don't like your democracy, vote against it.

Mr Larrington

  • A bit ov a lyv wyr by slof standirds
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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #36 on: July 10, 2020, 11:58:54 am »
Baddie bent on world domination thwarted by goodies.

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #37 on: July 10, 2020, 11:59:33 am »
Suave man foils mega-villain's plans (x24.5)
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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #38 on: July 10, 2020, 12:00:18 pm »
Mr Larrington beat me to it.

citoyen

  • Occasionally rides a bike
Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #39 on: July 10, 2020, 12:42:14 pm »
Child doesn't like clowns.

It?

I thought that was more "Clown doesn't like children", but maybe you're thinking of something else...
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #40 on: July 10, 2020, 12:51:31 pm »
After many hours actor tells woman he doesn't give a damn.
Get a bicycle. You will never regret it, if you live- Mark Twain

Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #41 on: July 10, 2020, 12:55:20 pm »
Maverick cop fails to keep track of rounds expended.

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Ripley : Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?

citoyen

  • Occasionally rides a bike
Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #42 on: July 10, 2020, 01:06:05 pm »
Thick peasant with shady uncle grows carnations.

And the prequel: man inherits some land, local farmers negotiate to buy it off him.

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ian

  • feat. Undead Jess & Finestre, Queen of Hell
Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #43 on: July 10, 2020, 01:07:15 pm »
Child doesn't like clowns.

It?

I thought that was more "Clown doesn't like children", but maybe you're thinking of something else...

No, that's it. I suppose it works both ways.
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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #44 on: July 10, 2020, 02:52:22 pm »
Old widower has dispute with planning officials, accidentally abducts young boy.
<i>Marmite slave</i>

Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #45 on: July 10, 2020, 03:16:41 pm »
Italian Jew loses game in concentration camp.
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Jaded

  • The Codfather
  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #46 on: July 10, 2020, 03:19:16 pm »
Shy man stops stammering.

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Mr Larrington

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #47 on: July 10, 2020, 03:22:41 pm »
Men look for buried treasure in the wrong place.

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ian

  • feat. Undead Jess & Finestre, Queen of Hell
Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #48 on: July 10, 2020, 03:25:03 pm »
People with a video camera get lost in the woods.

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TheLurker

  • Goes well with magnolia.
Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #49 on: July 10, 2020, 03:49:40 pm »
London suburb stages short-lived independence attempt.
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Gold smugglers are accidentally thwarted by schoolgirls
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Policeman solves crimes completely by accident.
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Farmer's son blows up government space installation.
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Two people become lovers/get married after numerous misunderstandings and arguments.
*Far too many to even start trying to name.

Two friends drive very old cars to a seaside town.
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Man bumps off family members in a fit of pique.
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Young woman rides winner in horse race.
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Some men dig some tunnels.
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