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road-runner

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Caption it #1831
« on: 02 August, 2020, 11:03:51 am »

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Re: Caption it #1831
« Reply #1 on: 02 August, 2020, 11:06:56 am »
You failed because you keep leaving your foot on the clutch.  And the brake.  And the accelerator.
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Re: Caption it #1831
« Reply #2 on: 02 August, 2020, 11:23:54 am »
A lift to the circus? No sorry mate, I'm going the other way.  I've packed my trunk.
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Re: Caption it #1831
« Reply #3 on: 02 August, 2020, 11:48:50 am »
I’m sorry, really sorry, but that’s the closest I could get to a personalised number plate.
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Re: Caption it #1831
« Reply #4 on: 02 August, 2020, 12:12:41 pm »
The day trip to the Safari Park went badly wrong for Road-Runner's father

Re: Caption it #1831
« Reply #5 on: 02 August, 2020, 06:03:48 pm »
You can ignore the elephant in the room, but....

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Re: Caption it #1831
« Reply #6 on: 02 August, 2020, 09:24:34 pm »
Just because it's a Safari that doesn't give you the right to take liberties...

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road-runner

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Re: Caption it #1831
« Reply #7 on: 04 August, 2020, 01:23:35 pm »
"Sorry, this a B road. You can only drive on trunk roads."

Regulator

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Re: Caption it #1831
« Reply #8 on: 04 August, 2020, 02:36:20 pm »
Eric failed the Nyasaland driving test, which simply required him to reverse a 100 yards without hitting an elephant...
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Re: Caption it #1831
« Reply #9 on: 04 August, 2020, 06:55:24 pm »
"Left tusk down a bit."

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CommuteTooFar

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Re: Caption it #1831
« Reply #10 on: 05 August, 2020, 09:14:07 pm »
NE is missing from the number plate

sprogs

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Re: Caption it #1831
« Reply #11 on: 25 August, 2020, 07:21:03 pm »
Nelly's sister gt there as fast as she could with her glasses, but it was too late. She'd already failed.

Re: Caption it #1831
« Reply #12 on: 29 August, 2020, 02:25:01 pm »
Now when I slap the bonnet I want you to do an emergency stop.

Re: Caption it #1831
« Reply #13 on: 30 August, 2020, 10:18:11 pm »
Please, take my licence. I went for a drive to check my sight and I think ... err... it isn’t quite right.