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Caption it #1832
« on: August 02, 2020, 11:04:21 am »

fboab

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Re: Caption it #1832
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2020, 11:13:44 am »
NO MASKS.. *THE HORROR*
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Re: Caption it #1832
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2020, 12:11:27 pm »
When I said I'd like it trimmed to my Bear-skin at the back, I meant...
If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is...

Re: Caption it #1832
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2020, 12:33:12 pm »
NO MASKS.. *THE HORROR*

Not a caption:

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Jaded

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Re: Caption it #1832
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2020, 01:00:44 pm »
Just the necessities, please.
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Wowbagger

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Re: Caption it #1832
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2020, 09:21:26 pm »
Waddayamean, dick-head?
Eating's a serious business. Don't bollocks around wagging your tail.

Re: Caption it #1832
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2020, 11:36:24 pm »
Bare skin please.

Re: Caption it #1832
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2020, 09:50:29 am »
Next time I'll have a Mohican

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Caption it #1832
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2020, 06:57:12 pm »
Number One uniform, sir?
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meddyg

  • 'You'll have had your tea?'
Re: Caption it #1832
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2020, 07:44:56 am »
it's the cure for 'helmet hair' ladies (and gents of course)

meddyg

  • 'You'll have had your tea?'
Re: Caption it #1832
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2020, 07:46:37 am »
'been anywhere nice on your holidays ?'

'something for the weekend, sir?'

'shall I take some more off the top?'

(what else do barbers say?)

Re: Caption it #1832
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2020, 08:51:19 am »
Barber, shaking nervously, "Is that rifle loaded, by any chance, sir?"

Wowbagger

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Re: Caption it #1832
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2020, 06:39:03 pm »
"I thought Hurst played well, sir."
Eating's a serious business. Don't bollocks around wagging your tail.