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meddyg

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Caption it #1852
« on: November 21, 2020, 04:36:56 pm »

Jaded

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Re: Caption it #1852
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2020, 04:52:50 pm »
So basically, sir, she’s got these photos of you. Cummings gave them to her.
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Re: Caption it #1852
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2020, 05:34:43 pm »
Policeman: "You can be the biker, I will be the cop, but where will we find a cowboy, a construction worker and a native American for our Christmas piece?"

Mr Larrington

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Re: Caption it #1852
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2020, 07:28:25 pm »
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Re: Caption it #1852
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2020, 05:02:22 pm »
I’m arresting you for impersonating a competent minister. You do not have to say anything...

meddyg

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Re: Caption it #1852
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2020, 07:52:39 pm »
“ Well, Prime Minister, Home Secretary , I’m afraid  I have to remind you that under the Health Protection (Coronavirus, Local COVID-19 Alert Level High England) Regulations 2020 smirking is now a statutory offence, which has now been breached on several counts.

You do not have to say anything. But, it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. “

Re: Caption it #1852
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2020, 08:18:46 pm »
So basically, sir, she’s got these photos of you. Cummings gave them to her.

Could be funny to re-arrange your words here !