Rhetorical Questions in Song Lyrics

[Pingu]

Isn't she pretty in pink?

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That's enough with your gender stereotyping Mr Furs.

[Pingu]

Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?

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Have you tried Travelodge, Robbie?

[cygnet]

Not a rhetorical question

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...never look for answers in a song

[Mr Larrington]

What does that mean?

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You’re a cow.  Give me some milk or else go home.

Oh, wait…

[spesh]

Why does my heart feel so bad?

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Dunno Moby - perhaps you should go and see a doctor.

Where have all the good times gone?

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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be, Mr Davies.

[fuzzy (retd.) AAGE]

Do you think I'm sexy?

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No Mr Weinstein, I think you're a sick twisted fuck

I've not quite grasped the roolz of this game have I? 

[Mr Larrington]

Why me, Lord?

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PROBABLY YOUR HAIRCUT, MR CASH.

[Mr Larrington]

Why walk a dog?

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Because if you don't, Mr White, it'll crap in your shoes.

[Cudzoziemiec]

What would you do if I sang out of tune?

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Next!

[Mr Larrington]

What would you do if I sang out of tune?

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Next!

 

[Mr Larrington]

What time is love?

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Long time.  Me love you long time.  Ten dollar!

[fimm]

Can I play with madness?

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No, Mr Dickinson, on account of major stylistic differences. <gets coat, hails taxi>

 

[spesh]

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

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Ken Bruce: "FM: 88.1-90.2 MHz, DAB: multiplex 12B (225.648 MHz), Mr Stipe."

[spesh]

What do you want from me?

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Blood, Mr Potts...

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- but don't worry, Hot Flatus will happily accept Mr Hook's instead of yours...* 


* See the bass players thread elsewhere.

[spesh]

What time is love?

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Long time.  Me love you long time.  Ten dollar!

 

<joins stampede to board the last roflcopter out of Saigon>

[T42]

Buddy can you spare a dime?

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No, Donald, we're the IRS and we know all about your "Save America PAC" scam.

[Pingu]

What's that on your head?

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I'll let Mr Trump answer that one.

[Pingu]

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

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Ken Bruce: "FM: 88.1-90.2 MHz, DAB: multiplex 12B (225.648 MHz), Mr Stipe."

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I must be old because I thought "Mike Read 275 & 285".

[T42]

What kind of man am I?

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Well, you asked for the operation, Mr. Newly.

[spesh]

But, are 'friends' electric?

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Other self-pleasure devices are available, Mr Numan...

Is this love that I'm feeling?

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No, Mr Coverdale - at your age, it's probably indigestion.

[rogerzilla]

Where is the love?

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Behind a skip at the back of Wilko.  £10, no kissing.

[spesh]

What is love anyway?

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Try: http://www.loveiscartoon.com/ , Mr Jones.

[orraloon]

Do you really want to hurt me?

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Oh absolutely de Pfeffel, no doubt about it at all

[Mr Larrington]

What do I get, oh-oh, what do I get?

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A fat lip, a thick ear and no supper if you don't stop sulking.

[Mr Larrington]

How do you work this thing?

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RTFM, Mr Hitchcock.