A good news Greasemonkey script thingamajig:
Camptown News for GreasemonkeyCamptown News reads every headline each time you visit BBC News or CNN. If the headline seems to have seven syllables, then it gets doo-dah, doo-dah added after it. Simple!
* Maryland jail death questioned – doo-dah, doo-dah
* Child food 'poor' at attractions – doo-dah, doo-dah
* Busy Moms: Staying Afloat – doo-dah, doo-dah
Once it's installed, visit BBC News or CNN.
Warning: This makes no distinction between fun, light-hearted news stories and horrific tragedies. If there's a terrible event and CNN happens to write a seven-syllable breaking news headline, this will (and, on occasion, has) put "doo-dah, doo-dah" after it. Also, it may make reading headlines about Barack Obama a slightly uncomfortable experience.