I've just been to the doctor's because of the chest pains I suffered the other night.
I told him that in the cold light of day it was probably arthritic or muscular pain, since it was on the right side, and that I had been walking and cycling since.
However, my bloody arthritis is really giving me jip, especially my ankles. I said that since every other bloody thing hurts, it would be surprising if my chest didn't hurt from time to time as well.
He agreed that there was probably nothing wrong with the jolly old cardiovascular system, but he checked me over anyway.
Pulse - 72
BP - 120 / 70
Weight - 105kg (last time he weighed me in 2004, I was 118kg)
I'll settle for that (well, losing another 20kg would probably be a good idea, but that's not going to happen overnight).