Let's put a positive spin on this. Nephew Oli's foot doesn't seem to hurt anymore, now it's in plaster.
He's done a Beckham, and is plastered to the knee.
I just spoke to him, and after an interlude while he shouted his message loud enough for me to hear without the aid of BT, I'm informed that he has a dinosaur magazine, and it's for big boys.
Apparently, he's only just been learning about fossils and bones and stuff, so his Xrays interested him...
After his tricycle-faceplant at nursery a few weeks back, my sister expects a visit from the social any minute...
She's wondering if it would be safer to just plaster him up to the neck, as a precaution.