Author Topic: Cheap Booze  (Read 1104 times)


  • Quiet please
Cheap Booze
« on: December 06, 2008, 08:54:01 pm »

I can haz drinkohol?  :D

Do you have any ID? 

(Examines Liz' papers)

According to our The Database, not only are you too young to buy drinkohol, but you are a Muslim illegal immigrant, a paedophile and an habitual criminal who walks on the cracks in the pavement.  The Database is always right.  Go to Holloway.  Go directly to Holloway.  Do not attempt to contact Shami Chakrabarti.  Do not collect a Bacardi Breezer.

(Head explodes from overdose of ZaNuLiarBore thought reform)