....The ads make me shout "f**k off" and "c**t" at the TV a lot and would not persuade me to buy a product any more than a kick in the nads would persuade me.....
Funny that's what most people say, and yet businesses still advertise because, you know what? it mostly works even when you hate it.
For values of 'works' that are biased towards the metrics by which marketing people use to assess the efficacy of their shitverts than actual sales. Goodhart's law applies here as much as it does everywhere else. It being easy to count the number of clicks on a given shitvert, or to ask people to name 5 brands of deodorant, or count the number of in-sewer-ants policies with a Free! cuddly meerkat
[1] that have been signed up for, or whatever, but relatively hard to determine that your shitvert is actually leading to those additional sales.
Which is presumably why shitverts with good gags unrelated to the product, or that fill your
BRANES with earworms or have you swearing at the telly are so popular. Even if you vow never to buy $product because of an annoying shitvert, you're thinking and talking about about $product
[2].
File under 'modern life is rubbish'.
[1] Spilchucker wants to change that to 'marketeer'.
[2] Case in point: I'd never heard of Pelican bieks until they were mentioned by P@nd3m1c Pr0duckt10nz™®