Author Topic: Weird/funny dreams you've had  (Read 81267 times)

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #650 on: February 19, 2018, 09:37:58 am »
I was at a YACF camping event. Kim was there, naturally, and she was telling people – or perhaps just me – about her very dear sister, who was seriously ill in hospital in Gloucester. Because Kim was unable to visit her, she asked me to do this on her behalf. The camping ended, I went home, then got on my bike and headed up the A38 to Gloucester. Then I woke up just as I saw the hospital building.

Odd. IRL Gloucester is more or less midway between Brum and Bris, I've never heard Kim mention a sister and I'm not aware of any reason (other than geographical proximity) why I in particular should be deputized to visit people for her.
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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #651 on: February 19, 2018, 09:41:51 am »
I quite often get “frustration” dreams wherein I’m trying to achieve something but am continually thwarted by circumstance. So no surprise the othe night - except the task I was failing in was getting our cat to the vet because it had a dislocated shoulder...
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #652 on: February 21, 2018, 08:37:24 pm »
Last night I dreamed I was in a swimming pool. George Galloway was also there. A pool attendant said to me "that's that Welsh MP bloke" and I responded "no, he's Scottish. He might be a rape apologist but he's OUR rape apologist." Then I told Gorgeous George about the conversation and he flicked me the Vs.
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Kim

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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #653 on: February 21, 2018, 09:22:22 pm »
I've forgotten all the details, but there was a pretty cool pterodactyl in it.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #654 on: February 22, 2018, 02:34:25 pm »
I hired a car.  In Canada.  It turned out to be a RHD late 1960s Opel Rekord ???
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Kim

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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #655 on: April 07, 2018, 01:12:15 pm »
I don't remember the plot, but it culminated in me shouting at Boris Johnson that if he was so good at time travel why doesn't he just sit at home being rich?

Nobody should have dreams with Bloody Stupid Johnson in them.   :hand:
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #656 on: April 07, 2018, 06:07:23 pm »
The worrying thing there is Bodge Boj doing time travel. That means we'll never get rid of him!
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T42

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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #657 on: April 08, 2018, 09:25:16 am »
Around 5:30 am, dreamt that a tramp grabbed my long scarf. I shot out a hand to grab it and soundly thumped the missus's pillows.

Fortunately we have a wide bed so I didn't soundly thump the missus. :o
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tiermat

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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #658 on: September 01, 2018, 05:55:11 am »
I had the most vivid dream that someone had stolen our garage!

I have checked and it is still there!
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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #659 on: January 16, 2019, 12:35:05 pm »
I woke Mrs N up at 2am yesterday morning by shouting out 'What's that doing there?' I have no idea what 'it' was, nor where it was, let alone where it should have been. Suggestions welcome. Just to be clear, I was asleep at the time.

woollypigs

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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #660 on: January 16, 2019, 12:35:55 pm »
Saw 'it' cold?

Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #661 on: January 16, 2019, 12:41:53 pm »
I don't think so. I've been walking round the house looking for out-of-place things. There are plenty, but nothing ringing any bells (including, coincidentally, the battery-operated door bell which has been in the hallway waiting for me to I install it - but it's been there for 6 months).

Kim

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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #662 on: January 16, 2019, 12:45:06 pm »
I had one where I'd been helping barakta run some sort of Bi event in a university library, but had sneaked off to coax stray cats in through the back window and home them in the stacks.
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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #663 on: January 31, 2019, 07:57:22 am »
I had a bit of good old fashioned of sleep walking from about 5:30 to around 7ish . I've only ever done that once before many years ago when I was a child.

The first time, all I was trying do was get outside for some reason, but I couldn't get the back door open. My dad just came down and told me to go back to bed. Which I did without trauma. This time however I'm going to be shitting myself come next bedtime!

Basically, I went the loo, came out, went into the bathroom, then on my way back to my room, I noticed this odd foreign looking toilet, but carried regardless and fell flat on my face on the landing. To cut a long story short the whole house was being turned into some kind of eastern European traditional home. Cats and dogs everywhere, horses in the garden, children running around.

They were filling every room with junk and all my stuff had gone. I started screaming at them to fuck off etc and they just shook their heads. They never said anything - just mouthed words. My room was full of shit, so I went into one of the spare rooms, but couldn't get comfy amongst all the tat. So I went to another room to find yet more peasants, I punched one of them and he kinda just turned to dust then disappeared. This goes on for a fair while and it's weird how you can actually have some rational thought even when sleeping. Maybe there's a word for that type of sleep. I just kept telling myself that this isn't real - it's a dream. You start doubt yourself though. It seemed if I looked out of a window, the whole area had been taken over by the peasants.

Eventually I told myself to sleep and it would be OK. I couldn't yet snap out of the dream though. There were piles of wooden boxes everywhere and one snagged on a pillow, so I whacked the box and it disappeared. Then I started whacking the shit out of everything and all is back to normal  :)

I've a carpet burn on my knee and a bruise on my elbow from crashing into some non-existent item  :P

There are loads of other little details too which I should be able remember in the future. But that will do for now!
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T42

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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #664 on: January 31, 2019, 08:07:04 am »
Crikey.
I dare eat all that may become a man.

But hold the oysters.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #665 on: January 31, 2019, 01:02:15 pm »
That is an odd one.
The earth is vast and beautiful and contains many miraculous places. (Chekhov)