Author Topic: Weird/funny dreams you've had  (Read 90301 times)

Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #575 on: April 25, 2016, 06:35:22 pm »
Last night, I and several of my colleagues, including Faith from Buffy, had gone through a weird door in the fabric of the universe and ended up in an underground dimension populated by gnomes. One of them was looking after us. She was called Audrey. They were trying to pretend we were in a hotel, but really it was sort of a detention centre, and they’d hidden my suitcase including my bag with all my toiletries and contact lens fluid in, and I was really cross.
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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #576 on: April 25, 2016, 06:57:28 pm »
I had sex with the dog last night. I hope it was dream. He's been looking at me funny today I think.
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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #577 on: April 25, 2016, 10:00:02 pm »
 :o
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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #578 on: April 25, 2016, 11:29:36 pm »
Wow.   :o

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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #579 on: April 25, 2016, 11:59:30 pm »
Wow.   :o

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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #580 on: April 26, 2016, 05:58:43 am »
I had sex with the dog last night. I hope it was dream. He's been looking at me funny today I think.
It was a dream, I know because my sister was watching and I don't have a sister. Phew!
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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #581 on: April 26, 2016, 07:52:55 am »
Recently I've had two dreams in which I was flying. 

The first started in open space, including over a massive cañon in brilliant sunshine.  I didn't want to land but eventually I did, sure that I could take off again if I wanted.  It wasn't to be; every time I tried to get off the ground again something got in the way.  Now the world was all blue-green and red and there was no sun.

The next time I was in an urban environment and I'd really got the hang of things.  I could glide over the heads of the crowds and land anywhere I wanted and take off again. I didn't even need a superman outfit.

I think I have been watching too many super hero movies.

 
Sic transit and all that..

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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #582 on: April 26, 2016, 12:18:50 pm »
Some sort of YACF track cycling day.  Barakta made an admirable effort at riding a track bike before declaring it to be a work of Stan, so returned on her trike with slick tyres and SPECIAL firmware for derny duty.

Meanwhile clarion was most upset that they wouldn't let him take a vintage 90s BSO on the track, even if it did have a 'mega' paint job.

Teethgrinder turned up late with a bucket of sausages, having ridden there via Marsh Gibbon.
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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #583 on: April 27, 2016, 02:00:47 pm »
In was doing some work in the school grounds, which had transformed into a converted country manor. On the balcony were a load of grown ups dressed in yellow skin suits with 'Banesto' across the chest and aero helmets. As I finished my task I spied the cyclists doing circuits of a small fenced off courtyard so I jumped on my bike and rode over to them. My bike turned out to be a Wobbly John special, a back to front machine which pedaled in the correct fashion. On arriving at the cyclists, I spoke to one of them who I recognised as one of the escorts that helps kids too and from school. She explained that the cyclists were an O level performing arts group rehearsing heir final exam piece.
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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #584 on: April 27, 2016, 02:49:14 pm »
Someone who I haven't seen for years and years (lives in India) wrote recently to say they'd had a dream about me. I was in Australia (never been there) with my son, who was taller than me (he isn't – yet). No bikes were involved, nor cups of tea, so I reckon it can't have been the real me.
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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #585 on: May 04, 2016, 02:36:15 pm »
I was in Bradford (for some reason, have no connections) on a work trip. On the walk back from the office to the train station, on which I had to divert down a long crescent shaped road because the shopping centre I was planning to walk through was shut, there was a van parked half on and half off the pavement, such that I had to give way to a bloke with a pushchair coming the other way, as there was only room for one person to pass the van on the pavement.
When I'd got past the van I saw a bloke coming out of a house and loading an extremely expensive looking, large, video camera into the van. It was one of these BBC-style ones with a shoulder rest, and a mike sticking out. Assuming he was the van's owner, I shouted back "do you wanna not park like a wanker next time?!", he didn't reply but instead just lobbed the video camera at me. It was a good throw, but fell about a couple of metres short but the surprising thing was it didn't smash at all or even break. It just bounced along the pavement.
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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #586 on: May 28, 2016, 11:19:57 pm »
Recently I have been annoyed by a particulalrly itchy bug bite adjacent to the crook of my right elbow. Driving me mad.

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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #587 on: May 28, 2016, 11:21:54 pm »
Pictures ! :)

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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #588 on: May 28, 2016, 11:26:04 pm »
I don't know how to upload imaginary pictures Wooly ;D
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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #589 on: May 28, 2016, 11:37:01 pm »
Sketching it in mspaint.exe would be canonical.  Use a grubby ball-mouse for authenticity.
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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #590 on: July 08, 2016, 01:19:14 pm »
A couple from the last few days:

Firstly, that a very much alive Freddie Mercury was leading the UK in a sort of giant multi-media street party to celebrate our membership of the European Union.  If there's any justice at all, that's actually happening in a parallel universe somewhere.

Secondly, a fragment about a dragon blowing up an airbed.  This was notable because I woke up to the sound of ...a dragon blowing up an airbed.  There was a straining diesel engine accompaniment, so I assume some sort of vehicle-mounted pneumatics performing useful work nearby.  It was far too early in the morning to go and investigate.
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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #591 on: July 08, 2016, 03:40:45 pm »
I dreamt that someone had nicked my carbon wheels.  Oh noes!

Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #592 on: September 10, 2016, 10:54:10 am »
A black and white cat turned up, injured and battered and looking like it had been straying for a while. I took it in, fed it, debated calling it Domino, but then realised it had a very distinct beard, so called it Tumnus.
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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #593 on: September 10, 2016, 12:18:29 pm »
Sketching it in mspaint.exe would be canonical.  Use a grubby ball-mouse for authenticity.
I'm not sure "sketching" does that site justice. Amazing.

Meanwhile, I don't have any dreams to contribute, but co-incidentally a colleague chose to share a very NSFW dream yesterday. It wasn't at all funny - but very odd that he told us about it.
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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #594 on: September 11, 2016, 11:23:56 pm »
I was visited by my old, long dead now, cat "Spider", who told my mind it wasn't time yet. This felt so very real as she visited me whilst I was in my bed, the same bed I woke up in later on.

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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #595 on: September 12, 2016, 10:33:29 am »
Pdaldog, I often have dreams like that about my childhood cat Tiger and sometimes my dad. The last dream I had about my dad he told me to not be scared to jump in puddles, because I loved doing it as a kid. It got me thinking and so I jumped in the puddles next time it rained.  I was at work and a couple of colleagues joined me.  It was fun. 

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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #596 on: September 12, 2016, 12:26:23 pm »
I dreamed about ducks.  There were some eggs, and the shells cracked, and we grew baby ducks.  And cats.  There were cats.

Jeepers, I'm not surprised I'm tired this morning.
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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #597 on: October 03, 2016, 02:22:36 pm »
I dreamt that Tim and Kathy Pike had invited people to camp in their garden and Steph was playing with their ferrets.

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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #598 on: October 03, 2016, 03:45:57 pm »
My son had lost a tooth and I had agreed to donate one to replace it. On my way to the hospital I accidentally pushed the tooth out with my tongue. I took it to the dentist to be replaced but dropped it on the surgery floor. I spent the next hour scrabbling around amongst hundreds of discarded teeth (real and training variety) trying to find it. I then noticed that I was in my army uniform and my unit was preparing for an imminent (within the next 4 hours) overseas deployment so finding the tooth became more critical.

I find it odd that I have regular army based dreams but never (that I can remember) dream about my policing past.
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Re: Weird/funny dreams you've had
« Reply #599 on: October 10, 2016, 09:04:12 am »
Towards 2 am this morning I heard the Inlaw Paw's emergency hooter.  I was up & out of bed in two shakes, shambled across the landing and cracked open his door. He was fast sleep - the hooter must have been in a dream.  Back to bed to find the missus awake as well, so I made us a cuppa.  Only an hour's sleep lost - less than usual, lately.

In future I'll wait to hear it twice.
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