Dear Mrs. Miles,
I'm sorry to bother you again so soon, but I am rather perturbed by the strange behaviour of some young women.
I have long been keen on Brooks (& to a lesser extent, other) leather saddles. There is something about the deep glossy sheen & the firmness of a good leather saddle which appeals to me. They are akin to fine brogues, or strong leather belts, & the leather has a fine manly smell to it. Accordingly, I often pause to admire Brooks saddles when I see them on cycles, but this has, on occasion, led to disconcerting & unseemly displays by their owners. Can you tell me why an otherwise apparently pleasant & sane young woman would shout "Get your nose away from my saddle, you filthy pervert"? I am at a loss to explain it.
Yours, etc.
Worried of Weading.
PS. While we're on the topic of leather, can you suggest additional uses for leather toe-straps? I've given up trying to find a way of using them with SPD pedals, & having to reduce the number of them on my bicycles is causing me some distress.