Dear Mrs. Miles,
I feel a trifle embarrassed to ask about this, but I have a problem with flatulence on long rides. After about the 40-mile mark, I feel that familiar distending of the lower abdomen and really try to let fly, but nothing happens. After 60 miles, although I'm ballooning up well, still I have trouble releasing the gases. I'll get to a control and still nothing, at least, not until I'm ensconced in the privacy of the little boys' room.
Yet when I ride with more seasoned, "hard", men and women, they seem to have little problem with their eructations, proudly proclaiming their releases to the World. I feel quite inadequate in their company.
Is it that I am anally retentive, or are they just natural gamblers, unworried by the possibility of a little brown passenger in their Enduras?
Yours in distension,
Horatio T. Wowbagger.