Not an oik. Whilst I was out on Speedy last weekend, I was caught by a chap on a road bike whose opening line was "That thing can't half shift, I've been chasing you since the roundabout..."
Not many things make me laugh out loud these days, but the idea that I was somehow holding this guy off for a mile or so when in fact I was completely oblivious to his presence, just made me hoot. On the same day, a bunch of mountain bikers who were paused by the entrance to a bit of offroad shouted good-naturedly that I was 'cheating' as I went past. I gave the usual reply that it's the world's fastest deckchair*, which got laughs all round.
*It's not. I believe Martin-Baker make the world's fastest deckchair.