Yebbut, really WARTY is Wowbagger and Annie's Round The Year ride. One ride a month, about 50 miles, gentle pace, fantastic company, coffee in the morning,pub at lunch,sometimes tea in the afternoon.
The next is on May 9th, as discussed in this very thread.
The June ride is slightly different, involving a visit to Glastonbury and Stonehenge, on account of it being the Summer Solstice.
"And then we strip naked and ravage each other passionately until dawn"