Author Topic: Please set your imaginations loose on this crime mystery  (Read 1781 times)

Porkins

  • Formerly Nick H. And a long time ago etc, Eurostar
Please set your imaginations loose on this crime mystery
« on: April 22, 2008, 09:49:40 pm »
As some of you know, the Brixton police have been cracking down very hard on a group of vegans called Reclaim Your Food for giving food away. Login Today a senior officer who claims to have some "intelligence" about the vegans dropped some very broad hints that they are destructive direct action types who are "building their brand" for a darker purpose, and using the weekly free food fests as a recruiting exercise.  What might this darker purpose be? The only thing I can think of is to burn down or blockade Tesco. Any other ideas?

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: Please set your imaginations loose on this crime mystery
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2008, 09:51:47 pm »
Challenge the nearby McDonalds or KFC for world domination by franchising the freegan brand?
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Re: Please set your imaginations loose on this crime mystery
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2008, 09:53:29 pm »
...to burn down or blockade Tesco. Any other ideas?

Maybe bulldozing it, have you thought of that?  
Or doing big poo, putting it in a paper bag, leaving it on their doorstep and setting fire to it...just an idea.   ;)

clarion

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Zoidburg

Re: Please set your imaginations loose on this crime mystery
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2008, 12:26:14 am »
He probably knows because MI5 and special branch infiltrated them

90 percent of the membership will be peace loving law abiding types, the one in ten who want violence will be the ones they are after

Blame the ALF for corrupting a perfectly good peace loving movement who want to help people, its the same as hooligans wrecking football.

Porkins

  • Formerly Nick H. And a long time ago etc, Eurostar
Re: Please set your imaginations loose on this crime mystery
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2008, 12:31:19 am »
If they have been infiltrated, what's the point of hassling and arresting them with inappropriate laws? If they're worth the attention of Special Branch/MI5, why not let them get on with their dastardly plans and just gather the evidence covertly?

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: Please set your imaginations loose on this crime mystery
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2008, 08:31:48 am »
Has anyone in the Police been reading The Man Who Was Thursday?
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spen666

Re: Please set your imaginations loose on this crime mystery
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2008, 08:43:20 am »
As some of you know, the Brixton police have been cracking down very hard on a group of vegans called Reclaim Your Food for giving food away. Login Today a senior officer who claims to have some "intelligence" about the vegans dropped some very broad hints that they are destructive direct action types who are "building their brand" for a darker purpose, and using the weekly free food fests as a recruiting exercise.  What might this darker purpose be? The only thing I can think of is to burn down or blockade Tesco. Any other ideas?

How is burning down or blockading Tescos a "dark purpose"?

surely it is something to be applauded

Porkins

  • Formerly Nick H. And a long time ago etc, Eurostar
Re: Please set your imaginations loose on this crime mystery
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2008, 08:50:33 am »
You might say that. I couldn't possibly comment.

What else might I do if I were a vegan activist under the "Reclaim Your Food" banner? Chain myself to an abattoir? Reintroduce BSE?

Charlotte

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Re: Please set your imaginations loose on this crime mystery
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2008, 09:30:04 am »
Poison random packages of supermarket meat?
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clarion

  • Tyke
Re: Please set your imaginations loose on this crime mystery
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2008, 09:35:18 am »
Poison random packages of supermarket meat?

I thought the meat producers were already doing that? ;)
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agagisgroovy

  • Formely yellow-ceitidh
Re: Please set your imaginations loose on this crime mystery
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2008, 01:15:09 pm »
Could have something to do with food hygeine laws or allergy risk...  ::-)

Zoidburg

Re: Please set your imaginations loose on this crime mystery
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2008, 05:40:32 pm »
You might say that. I couldn't possibly comment.

What else might I do if I were a vegan activist under the "Reclaim Your Food" banner? Chain myself to an abattoir? Reintroduce BSE?
They dont think it will be the real members of your group

It will the ALF types, mingle into in a crowd of peacefull demonstrators and then start chucking stuff at the police, then the police wade in and then it turns into a riot

Standard tactic for extremist groups, they dont give a toss who gets hurts if it serves there ends