We woke up one morning to find the collar from one of our cats- Garfield had been posted through the letter box. About an hour later a colleague knocked on the door and apologised. He said his sergeant had just told him he had found Garfield dead on the road. He had posted the collar through the slot and put Garfield in the rubbish bin
I checked the bin and they had been emptied. SWMBO rightly said that she could not leave it at that. I contacted the waste disposal dept at the Council who checked and told me the dustcart was still out. I met the truck at the landfill and explained the situation- dead cat, distraught wife and kids. They said to give them half an hour. I returned to be handed Garfield in a bag. She is now buried in the garden.
Good bunch of blokes my dustmen.