Author Topic: Caption It #173 (Read 3664 times)

clarion · « **Reply #1 on:** 03 May, 2009, 11:18:21 pm »

Moo don't wanna do it like that!

clarion · « **Reply #2 on:** 03 May, 2009, 11:18:33 pm »

Need a beefier tyre?

Wowbagger · « **Reply #3 on:** 03 May, 2009, 11:19:22 pm »

Look, girls, wheelbuilder's cleavage!

clarion · « **Reply #4 on:** 03 May, 2009, 11:22:35 pm »

Cud do better!

Deano · « **Reply #5 on:** 03 May, 2009, 11:23:58 pm »

"Get your coat - you've pulled."

clarion · « **Reply #6 on:** 03 May, 2009, 11:24:43 pm »

Ruminating on a p*nct*re

Fixedwheelnut · « **Reply #7 on:** 03 May, 2009, 11:44:47 pm »

The Cows had spotted the cheap Halfords tube being fitted and all put their little yellow ear plugs in to prepare for the inevitable BANG!

RichMoss · « **Reply #8 on:** 04 May, 2009, 12:20:08 am »

"Heifer minute and it'll be mended"

Noodley · « **Reply #9 on:** 04 May, 2009, 01:14:12 am »

Team Milram take it just a bit too far...

Blade · « **Reply #10 on:** 04 May, 2009, 07:20:54 am »

Is it the Milk Race ?

rogerzilla · « **Reply #11 on:** 04 May, 2009, 08:45:07 am »

As he slipped the last bit of tyre bead over the rim, he always felt a friesian of excitement.

Chris S · « **Reply #12 on:** 04 May, 2009, 09:03:18 am »

Mabel: "Is it a hamsterskin?"
Mildred: "Yes, and an old one by the looks of it."
Mabel: "Well... he got what he deserved then, didn't he."
Marg: "Is he a campag man or shimano?"
Mollie: * peers closer * "Shimano I think"
Mabel: "Tut... that'll never do."
Peggy: "You mean he's using gears? Dear oh dear. Amateur."
Mabel: "Oh yes..."
Mollie: "Yes indeed."

Jon P · « **Reply #13 on:** 04 May, 2009, 12:01:10 pm »

"Well f*** me, I've never seen a blue Jersey before ..."

Moloko · « **Reply #14 on:** 04 May, 2009, 01:06:02 pm »

Cravendale. Fail!

rogerzilla · « **Reply #15 on:** 04 May, 2009, 01:23:47 pm »

Buttercup: Miserable audaxers. Never make eye contact with anyone.

Moloko · « **Reply #16 on:** 04 May, 2009, 01:29:58 pm »

Must get this done quickly! It's startin' to get cold and I'm bloody Friesian.

Moloko · « **Reply #17 on:** 04 May, 2009, 01:33:05 pm »

I Can't Believe It's Not Buggered!

nuttycyclist · « **Reply #18 on:** 04 May, 2009, 11:21:49 pm »

You really are milking them now Sgt Bikeo

Adrian · « **Reply #19 on:** 05 May, 2009, 07:56:35 am »

You're right, he should have pre-talced it.

teethgrinder · « **Reply #20 on:** 06 May, 2009, 11:43:42 pm »

Quote from: nuttycyclist on 04 May, 2009, 11:21:49 pm

You really are milking them now Sgt Bikeo

I've herd them all before.

nuttycyclist · « **Reply #21 on:** 06 May, 2009, 11:46:26 pm »

Once you've herd them all, do you sound the horn to end the round?

Jon P · « **Reply #22 on:** 07 May, 2009, 12:31:16 am »

"He's fixed it - someone give him a pat on the head ..."

(Low and behold - an original joke ...)

Ron da Valli · « **Reply #23 on:** 10 June, 2009, 08:15:47 pm »

Brrr I'm Freisian here.
This is udderly ridicuolous.
These cows lent me their tubular....bells
I can't believe it's not ( double) butted.

Bledlow · « **Reply #24 on:** 22 June, 2009, 08:58:25 pm »

Look - he hasn't noticed the udder tyre's flat.

Author Topic: Caption It #173 (Read 3664 times)

Chris S

Ron da Valli