Author Topic: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.  (Read 115100 times)

Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #25 on: 30 May, 2009, 08:05:30 pm »


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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #26 on: 31 May, 2009, 01:33:55 am »
Pushing through 25mph, front rim collapsed. There is a broken c-bone in there somehwere too :'(











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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #27 on: 31 May, 2009, 09:17:18 am »
Jacomus, when it goes wrong, you don't f**k about do you :o

Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #28 on: 31 May, 2009, 09:37:10 am »






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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #29 on: 31 May, 2009, 09:45:10 am »
Tell me that you didn't take a mobile phone-cam self-portrait when you were onna spine board, Jac?

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #30 on: 31 May, 2009, 01:08:06 pm »
Tell me that you didn't take a mobile phone-cam self-portrait when you were onna spine board, Jac?

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Of course he did. he's nothing if not dedicated our Jac ;D

Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #31 on: 31 May, 2009, 01:12:53 pm »
I'm trying to work out what his right hand's doing in that last picture....      With that "come hither" look on his face it's like one of Regulators weirder fantasies....
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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #32 on: 01 June, 2009, 08:37:14 am »
I'm trying to work out what his right hand's doing in that last picture....      With that "come hither" look on his face it's like one of Regulators weirder fantasies....


Well.... I did used to be a nurse... ;D


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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #33 on: 06 June, 2009, 01:29:13 pm »
Tell me that you didn't take a mobile phone-cam self-portrait when you were onna spine board, Jac?

:D

Of course not, I couldn't get the angle... I got the paramedic to do it for me :P
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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #34 on: 16 September, 2009, 08:41:35 pm »
Oh boy, I'd forgotten how much this stings :o 

For the gore...

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #35 on: 16 September, 2009, 08:43:58 pm »
I've lost all the photos of my major off.  :(

Surely with digital it is easy to take some more?  ;D
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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #36 on: 17 September, 2009, 12:27:52 am »
I should have taken pictures of the bruises from my 2003 crash. There was a very clear handlebar mark diagonally across my torso. Showing all of it would have qualified as NSFW, I'm afraid. Only Mrs B saw the full extent.
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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #37 on: 17 September, 2009, 01:46:42 pm »
I've just had to take a course of antibiotics because my elbow injury was still wet
a week later and still leaking what looked like stewed apples and custard.
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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #38 on: 17 September, 2009, 04:05:08 pm »
mobile version of the site FTW!

Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #39 on: 04 October, 2009, 04:34:38 pm »
one our tour group came off going down the glandon..says his helmet did its job...dont think he will mind me posting it


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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #40 on: 04 October, 2009, 09:21:48 pm »
Now that's a face only a mother could love.

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #41 on: 05 October, 2009, 12:36:35 am »
I don' t have any relevant pics of me on t'internet atm, but here's the damage to the car, my helmet and my bike.

Going opposite ways along the main road in the back of shot, me going downhill.  Driver decides to turn right onto the side road.


Note this is cracked, not crushed.


Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #42 on: 05 October, 2009, 10:30:45 am »
Ouch! I hope you're OK.
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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #43 on: 05 October, 2009, 10:34:43 am »
WoW very nasty GWS

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #44 on: 05 October, 2009, 10:37:59 am »
Mr Bunbury- that looks like claret stains on the helmet!

Loafer- Ye Gods, painful looking. Hope he's OK now.

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #45 on: 05 October, 2009, 01:37:48 pm »
Those were actually from 2005, I just hadn't got round to putting them on here before!  I had to take a year out of university but I'm (amazingly) all fine now, thanks for the concern.

Loafer, Ouch!  GWS to whoever he is.

Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #46 on: 05 October, 2009, 02:40:04 pm »
Mr Bunbury- that looks like claret stains on the helmet!

Loafer- Ye Gods, painful looking. Hope he's OK now.
Both painful looking. The poor bloke with the facial is going to get worse for a little while, as things swell up even more. Eating could be a problem. Ouch!
"A woman on a bicycle has all the world before her where to choose; she can go where she will, no man hindering." The Type-Writer Girl, 1897

Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #47 on: 05 December, 2009, 03:03:02 pm »
Positively tame compared to most of these, but still stinging...

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #48 on: 05 December, 2009, 03:42:39 pm »
Ha just realised I hadn't updated this thread :)

Result of an almost head on with a car at 20mph when it turned across my lane.
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« Reply #49 on: 06 May, 2011, 01:45:56 pm »
Poor Thing2  :-*

 
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