Author Topic: Most bizarre thing you've ever ridden/crashed your bike into?  (Read 1329 times)

librarian

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A brothel in Zimbabwe.

I needed cigarettes, and the only place open was the Kamfinsa Hotel. I was a bit drunk, and was worried about leaving my bike outside. There was a nice ramp up into the bar, so I rode on in, not planning to stop. 

About 30 seconds later I was thrown out the door, followed by my bicycle, for leaving muddy tyre tracks on the carpet.