SWF, curvy brunette, 5'3", NS, GSOH seeks tall1 wide1 dark2 handsome2 man2 for DIY/perm action during the weekend of the 18/19th December. South/East/Midlands, especially fairly flattish bits preferred.
Weather permitting, obviously. Last year ice stopped play and I suspect the same may be true this year. It's this or a DIY to Edinburgh from Northumberland on the 31st...
1: Required for the wind protection, ideally
2: Not actually requirements