Author Topic: The ***SPOILER*** thread  (Read 9420 times)

Dave

The ***SPOILER*** thread
« on: April 30, 2008, 07:40:18 pm »
Shamelessly nicked from another forum.

Just write out a spoiler for any book/film/TV show/whatever.

But don't name the book/film/show/whatever.


The shark dies at the end.

clarion

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2008, 07:40:59 pm »
She's a man (could be several)
Getting there...

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2008, 07:42:01 pm »
He goes home.
Don't ask.

clarion

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2008, 07:45:35 pm »
He doesn't quite make it over.
Getting there...

Dave

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2008, 07:47:56 pm »
Godot never turns up.

Pingu

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2008, 07:54:12 pm »
He trains the drones to do the job, jettisons them with the cargo and blows himself and the ship up.

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2008, 08:02:54 pm »
The ship sinks, people die.

IanDG

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2008, 08:04:01 pm »
They both get shot by the Bolivian Cavalry

Dave

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2008, 08:05:33 pm »
He uses a piece of debris from the ship to surf down to the planet

bobajobrob

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2008, 08:10:44 pm »
He kills both of the bad guys then gets the girl.

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2008, 08:12:21 pm »
It was earth all along!

IanDG

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2008, 08:13:27 pm »
the dog finds his way home

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2008, 08:15:35 pm »
He´s dead himself!

clarion

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2008, 08:37:10 pm »
I fell asleep before the end, but I reckon he lobbed the ring into the mountain
Getting there...

IanDG

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2008, 08:41:39 pm »
he gets burnt to death in a big wicker man

clarion

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2008, 08:42:46 pm »
He gets shot just as the war ends.
Getting there...

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2008, 08:57:58 pm »
They three women swim off after pulling the drain cock out of the boat.
Never tell me the odds.

IanDG

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2008, 08:58:39 pm »
there's a big clash of egos, and the band split up - Wilson Pickett turns up too late

Jacomus

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2008, 09:01:12 pm »
He finally realises what it means to be human, and sacrifices himself to save the ship.
"The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity." Amelia Earhart

IanDG

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2008, 09:04:17 pm »
the POW's win the footballmatch against the German guards, there's a pitch invasion and they mingle in with the crowd and escape

Clare

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2008, 09:05:33 pm »
She gets the train back to her husband.

bikenerd

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2008, 09:05:42 pm »
The whole planet is nuked from orbit.

IanDG

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2008, 09:07:29 pm »
buzz and woody make friends

clarion

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2008, 09:07:35 pm »
The coach ends up balanced precariously over the edge of an alpine road.
Getting there...

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2008, 09:08:00 pm »
They get chased by the cops and drive off a cliff.
Do not clench. It only makes it worse.