Author Topic: The ***SPOILER*** thread  (Read 9435 times)

Pete

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #50 on: April 30, 2008, 09:58:47 pm »
They give him a gold ring and he scarpers, afraid of being arrested by the Allies.  And - the kommandant gets hanged.

Pete

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #51 on: April 30, 2008, 10:02:28 pm »
He leaves her, not giving a damn.

Clare

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #52 on: April 30, 2008, 10:06:37 pm »
He stops limping and gets in the lawyers car.

Pete

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #53 on: April 30, 2008, 10:08:28 pm »
A crazed redneck shoots them both from his truck.  One of the bikes goes flying through the air.

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #54 on: April 30, 2008, 10:11:15 pm »
That corn he's running his hand through is planted in the fields of Elysium.
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Somehow to let it go would be more classy…

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #55 on: April 30, 2008, 10:15:25 pm »
The coach containing the gold teeters on the edge of the cliff...
Abnormal for Norfolk

Pete

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #56 on: April 30, 2008, 10:17:16 pm »
She wakes up, back in Kansas.  And realises her three weird companions are just the three farmhands.

rower40

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #57 on: April 30, 2008, 10:19:12 pm »
There aren't actually any rules.  The players take it in turns to list random place-names, usually London-based.  Fairlop holds a special fascination.  The game ends when the eponymous Northern Line (West End branch) station is named.

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #58 on: April 30, 2008, 10:21:56 pm »
He wins his court case in heaven and is allowed to return to stay alive on Earth, then marries his nurse.
Abnormal for Norfolk

Pingu

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #59 on: April 30, 2008, 10:28:57 pm »
The cripple is the criminal mastermind.

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #60 on: April 30, 2008, 10:33:35 pm »
He's the photo booth repair man.
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Pete

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #61 on: April 30, 2008, 10:37:01 pm »
He's realised he wasn't in Albania, but in London all along.  He's got the gun.  He's got the two guys lined up against the wall.  He knows one of them is the traitor.  But he doesn't know which one it is ... he has to choose ... does he shoot the right one?







yes.

Tourist Tony

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #62 on: April 30, 2008, 10:50:22 pm »
It's not a little girl, it's a pig ugly dwarf. With a knife.

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #63 on: April 30, 2008, 10:53:09 pm »
The survivors end up sitting outside in the snow. One of them may not be human. It could be a long wait.
Abnormal for Norfolk

Pete

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #64 on: April 30, 2008, 10:54:19 pm »
The headmaster tries to reason with them.  The girl takes aim and shoots him right between the eyes.

(why have so many of my examples ended in a shoot-out?  Does this say something about me?  :-[)

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #65 on: April 30, 2008, 11:07:55 pm »
The plane lands, and he´s carried off in a straight jacket. The maintenance crew then discovers unexplained damage to the plane's engines.

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #66 on: April 30, 2008, 11:12:36 pm »
Did I really sit through that?
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Maladict

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #67 on: April 30, 2008, 11:41:57 pm »
The purpose of the universe really is to find the 9 billion names of God.

Maladict

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #68 on: April 30, 2008, 11:45:39 pm »
They blow up the dam.

Tourist Tony

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #69 on: April 30, 2008, 11:48:20 pm »
They blow up the dam.

I think we have a winner

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #70 on: April 30, 2008, 11:49:53 pm »
They all live happily ever after.

Sorry, I meant to type this:

It turns out that the other occupant of the boat is not a tiger.
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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #71 on: May 01, 2008, 12:02:07 am »
He wakes up from his 22 year coma and goes back to his job in the post office and his girlfriend.

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #72 on: May 01, 2008, 12:11:16 am »
It's a cookbook!!

Maladict

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #73 on: May 01, 2008, 12:30:30 am »
He chooses life.

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #74 on: May 01, 2008, 12:39:23 am »
The hero survives.
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