So, two questions ...
1/ What did the inappropriate message say?
2/ How many times did you go up and down North Hill?
It was simply that the message was signed with an X
Oaky took that to mean I sent him a kiss but it is in fact my usual signature!
Huggy Ascents = 2.5
Oaky Ascents = 3
Some finely kept ales were consumed again served by the landlord that can't stand real ale but knows his customers.
The selection on offer included Fireside, Doom Bar and another the exact name of which (something to do with falling down) escapes me at the moment but Oaky will be along shortly to complete the line up. Some other barrels were waiting in the celler to be cracked open once these have been drained.