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Charlotte

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Secret crushes you have had
« on: May 07, 2008, 10:10:59 am »
I'll start with Ace from Doctor Who.  I thought she was way cool.



...but I wasn't very imaginative, I'm afraid.

In this thread, points to be awarded for obscurity, strangeness and sheer perversity  :)
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tiermat

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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2008, 10:13:38 am »
One I have had...



It's the smile you see :)
I feel like Captain Kirk, on a brand new planet every day, a little like King Kong on top of the Empire State

Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2008, 10:14:17 am »
Ms Childs, my geography teacher. She was hot  :demon:.

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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2008, 10:15:51 am »
I have been told my very first crush was a red tractor - but sticking to people I can be fairly sure it was Halo Jones

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_Jones

Alas it was never going to happen.

I also fancied the friend of Skizz - but to my shame I don't even remember her name.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skizz
A shitter and a giggler.

Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2008, 10:16:26 am »
I like Alan Rickman very much even though he is nearly old enough to be my grandad.

Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2008, 10:19:04 am »
Delia Smith [blush].  In my defence I was only about 12 and mum's a rubbish cook.

tiermat

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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2008, 10:19:42 am »
And here is an old crush who has aged surprising well, maybe with a bit of help?



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Julian

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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2008, 10:24:55 am »
Do they have to be secret?

Dr. Tanya Byron and Clea DuVall.  But that's not very secret.

Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2008, 10:31:20 am »
Too many to list, really, but Harriet Wheeler, Louise Lombard (even though the House Of Eliott sucked), Gillian Anderson, Kylie, Britney (before she turned into a trailer-trash nightmare), Emmanuelle Beart and Trinity from The Matrix.  Not Carrie-Ann Moss (who is, frankly, quite plain), Trinity.  It must be the leather catsuit.

In the hypothetical scenario that I started batting for the other side, it would be Ian Ogilvy from "The Saint", Fox Mulder and Johnny Depp (along with everyone else, M or F, I expect).
And Darkness and Decay and the Coronavirus held illimitable dominion over all.

Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2008, 10:31:31 am »
Love at first sight...


Charlotte

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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2008, 10:36:02 am »
Do they have to be secret?

Not any more  ::-)

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Clea DuVall.

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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2008, 10:37:21 am »
A former work colleague told us that when he was young he had a crush on Pebbles from the Flintstones:



 ???

Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2008, 10:37:33 am »
I like Alan Rickman very much even though he is nearly old enough to be my grandad.

Have we had this discussion before? He's mine, I tell you! AND Donald Sutherland.

Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2008, 10:40:45 am »
When I was ten, I was desperately in love with Jennings.

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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2008, 10:46:30 am »
Mel thinks my taste in women is odd....

Abby from ER


Jessica Stevenson (love that smile)


Philippa Forrester


Growing up it had to be Daisy Duke


And Jet from Gladiators did strange things to a growing boy

Julian

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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2008, 10:47:57 am »
When I was ten, I was desperately in love with Jennings.
From wiki:

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Jennings goes to School' has been recorded by Stephen Fry, for BBC7 as five 15 minute readings. It is available as an MP3 download.

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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2008, 10:48:23 am »
Pen Pusher

Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2008, 10:50:52 am »
Back in 1979, Olivia Newton-John in "Grease".  I was very upset when she turned into a leather-clad tart at the end, although no doubt C would approve ;)
And Darkness and Decay and the Coronavirus held illimitable dominion over all.

Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #18 on: May 07, 2008, 10:52:22 am »
Mel thinks my taste in women is odd....

It's not. That's disturbingly similar to mine (Maura Tierney, Phillipa and Jet especially).
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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2008, 10:53:25 am »
Helen Shapiro.

I was 9.

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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #20 on: May 07, 2008, 10:57:17 am »
When I was about 15 I greatly admired my French teacher, a Miss Hazel Wengrove. It became evident at a parents' evening that the feeling was mutual as she told my parents what a "good-looking young man" I was.  ???

There was a young biology teacher named Mrs. Batts when I was in the sixth form whom I inadvertently knocked over when rushing round a corner. She went flying backwards and displayed a good deal (or not, as the case may be) of skimpy 1971 underwear, much to our mutual acute embarrassment. I was deeply apologetic - it had been entirely my fault - but she was very good about it. For the rest of my time in school, which was only a few months, every time we passed in a corridor we would exchange a smile and a blush.

Not long after the said incident I met her husband, a vet, who came to operate on a neighbour's dog. I was enlisted to hold the animal, a large mongrel, down, and Mr. Batts recognised my sixth form scarf. I kept to myself my opinion that he was a lucky man to have a wife with such a fine taste in knickers.
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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2008, 11:00:59 am »
It was a day like any other in Ireland, only it wasn't raining

bobmick

Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #22 on: May 07, 2008, 11:01:54 am »
Louise Wener


Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #23 on: May 07, 2008, 11:05:15 am »
Yup, agree with the last two.
And Darkness and Decay and the Coronavirus held illimitable dominion over all.

Woofage

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Re: Secret crushes you have had
« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2008, 11:09:11 am »
Pen Pusher