Author Topic: Greatest Dilbert Comic Strips Of All Time.  (Read 4717 times)

Manotea

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Greatest Dilbert Comic Strips Of All Time.
« on: October 13, 2009, 05:16:45 pm »
Here's mine! Whats yours?

Should probably be in CTL-ALT-DEL but lets not be cliquey.

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Re: Greatest Dilbert Comic Strips Of All Time.
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2009, 05:21:13 pm »
Here's mine! Whats yours?

Should probably be in CTL-ALT-DEL but we'll lets not be geeky.
FTFY.

Re: Greatest Dilbert Comic Strips Of All Time.
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2009, 05:37:59 pm »
This is one of mine...  "How's your project coming along"   Dilbert comic strip for 02/15/2007 from the official Dilbert comic strips archive.
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Re: Greatest Dilbert Comic Strips Of All Time.
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2009, 05:47:44 pm »
This is one of mine...  "How's your project coming along"   Dilbert comic strip for 02/15/2007 from the official Dilbert comic strips archive.
:-)

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Re: Greatest Dilbert Comic Strips Of All Time.
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2009, 08:14:24 pm »
I had that one on the wall near my desk...  ;) 

If you skip to 18/2/7,  Catbert Evil Director of HR "The new company health plan is... google"


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Re: Greatest Dilbert Comic Strips Of All Time.
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2009, 08:48:21 pm »
I can't remember the name of the guy whose job is basically IT support, ie to stop them doing anything useful with their computers.

In one of the cartoons, I think it's him who outlines their new acceptable password policy.  It was more relaxed than the one in my job at that time. :-\
Actually, it is rocket science.
 

Re: Greatest Dilbert Comic Strips Of All Time.
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2009, 08:48:26 pm »
25 Feb 2007 - I was "in charge" of that project, in 2000. :(
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Re: Greatest Dilbert Comic Strips Of All Time.
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2009, 11:09:49 pm »
I can't remember the name of the guy whose job is basically IT support, ie to stop them doing anything useful with their computers.

In one of the cartoons, I think it's him who outlines their new acceptable password policy.  It was more relaxed than the one in my job at that time. :-\

I think that's Mordac The Preventer.

One of my favourites is an all-time classic:


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Re: Greatest Dilbert Comic Strips Of All Time.
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2009, 11:23:06 pm »
"no problems only opportunities" Dilbert comic strip for 09/24/2009 from the official Dilbert comic strips archive.  

Did a search by ranking...
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Re: Greatest Dilbert Comic Strips Of All Time.
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2009, 11:24:40 pm »
I can't remember the name of the guy whose job is basically IT support, ie to stop them doing anything useful with their computers.

In one of the cartoons, I think it's him who outlines their new acceptable password policy.  It was more relaxed than the one in my job at that time. :-\

I think that's Mordac The Preventer.
Yup - Mordac, the preventer of information services | BadCheese.com
http://wiki.urbandead.com/images/5/59/Mordac.jpg

Not Mordac, but I like it - Dilbert comic strip for 10/04/2009 from the official Dilbert comic strips archive.
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Re: Greatest Dilbert Comic Strips Of All Time.
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2009, 11:28:26 pm »
This one was the first Dilbert strip I saw, and got me hooked on Dilbert, so I guess it is right to mention it. Dilbert comic strip for 04/22/1989 from the official Dilbert comic strips archive.

I have so many favourites I'll have to come back and update my post.

I did prefer them in their greyscale / black and white format.
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Re: Greatest Dilbert Comic Strips Of All Time.
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2009, 11:52:07 pm »
Yep, thanks to the massed minds of YACF, I now know it was Mordac, and thanks to the wonder of the Dilbert website search engine this was the strip:



 :thumbsup:
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Re: Greatest Dilbert Comic Strips Of All Time.
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2009, 12:01:49 am »
When do you start posting the funny ones? 

Re: Greatest Dilbert Comic Strips Of All Time.
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2009, 03:14:16 pm »
1. Catbert, the evil HR director. He dangles the P45s just out of the employees' reach. "It's fun to play with them before sacking them".

2. Boss: "Greater risks deserve higher pay". Dilbert: "I thought we were the ones getting sacked."

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Re: Greatest Dilbert Comic Strips Of All Time.
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2009, 03:23:49 pm »
When do you start posting the funny ones? 

I think it is worth mentioning that they are funnier if you are a geek

If like me, you are a geek who has worked for a management consultancy then they are less funny and more reality
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Re: Greatest Dilbert Comic Strips Of All Time.
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2009, 03:34:54 pm »
If like me, you are a geek who has worked for a management consultancy then they are less funny and more reality.

Training aids? ;D
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Re: Greatest Dilbert Comic Strips Of All Time.
« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2019, 10:18:55 am »
Dogbert prevails.
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Re: Greatest Dilbert Comic Strips Of All Time.
« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2019, 02:19:52 pm »
Hmmm - https://www.thedailybeast.com/dilbert-creator-scott-adams-tries-to-sell-interviews-with-gilroy-garlic-festival-shooting-survivors


"Adams, who has rebranded himself as pro-Trump internet personality, "

ISTR that's been brought up in one or two threads in P&OBI over the last 2-3 years, but that's not even the half of it,  - via a Gizmodo piece on Adams shilling his app in the wake of the Gilroy shooting, there's this BuzzFeed article on Adams and Kanye West from last year that is, well... read it yourself.  :o :-\ :facepalm:

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ryanhatesthis/kanye-west-scott-adams-redpilled-twitter-right-trump

Dogbert prevails.

Dinobert with a twirling wedgie would be more appropriate.  :demon:

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Re: Greatest Dilbert Comic Strips Of All Time.
« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2019, 03:29:23 pm »
Aye, but Dinobert is innocent in his glee.
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Re: Greatest Dilbert Comic Strips Of All Time.
« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2019, 05:33:53 pm »
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Re: Greatest Dilbert Comic Strips Of All Time.
« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2019, 06:50:56 pm »
Not a complete strip.  Just one frame.  Alice screaming, "This meeting just stole two hours of my life!"

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Re: Greatest Dilbert Comic Strips Of All Time.
« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2019, 07:14:19 pm »
Found one of my other all-time favourites: Office Supplies
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