Author Topic: My balls have dropped!!  (Read 790 times)

FatBloke

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My balls have dropped!!
« on: May 16, 2008, 04:17:14 pm »
I keep finding ball bearings on the kitchen floor.

As I am NOT allowed to fettle in the kitchen this can only mean the imminent demise of an expensive, but as yet unidentified, kitchen unit. :-\
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Tim Hall

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Re: My balls have dropped!!
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2008, 04:21:49 pm »
If you're lucky it'll be the bearings from the pull out larder thing.

If you're unlucky the washing machine is about to go foom.
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Wowbagger

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Re: My balls have dropped!!
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2008, 04:22:16 pm »
I often fettle in the kitchen. I took the precaution of buying a bike whose colour scheme matches the cooker perfectly. Camouflaged and tasteful. ;)
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FatBloke

  • I come from a land up over!
Re: My balls have dropped!!
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2008, 05:54:12 pm »
I think its from a pull out shelf in one of the cupboards.
This isn't just a thousand to one shot. This is a professional blood sport. It can happen to you. And it can happen again.

Re: My balls have dropped!!
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2008, 06:27:14 pm »
Or silver cake decorations.  There's a whole NSFW joke based around those.
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