One of my favourite moments was from the episode where they were planning the annual Stoneybridge Jamboree, and trying to find a celeb to open it. They discuss writing to various people, including Tom Cruise, and then one of them points out that Tom Cruise is quite short, and people at the back won't be able to see him.
"Well, we could build him a wee podum..."
"Aye... or we cud all stand inna ditch!"
I can't see a podium, without thinking of those two lines.