To Garage pasty it. The means by which a "Character" can avoid queuing at a control whilst still refueling
Alfrescourt. A meal eaten outdoors, usually on a garage forecourt. Often consists of pasty.
Pasties. A very dry and sticky mouth, often from too much wheezing or consuming sweet drinks.
Wheezing. Oral activity that typically accompanies Grimping.
Wheeeeeezer. A feller enjoying the descent after sustained grimping.
Patsy. A pasty that doesn't settle well, and gets blamed for a subsequent DNF.