Author Topic: Cutlery lust  (Read 1585 times)


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Cutlery lust
« on: September 06, 2010, 06:32:31 pm »
You just don’t seem to get it, chaps.  We’re not talking about a mere piece of disposable cutlery here.  The spork is an ancient weapon of a gentleman traveller. Not as clumsy or random as a fork, nor as lumpen or inaccurate as a spoon; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.  For over a thousand generations, spork bearers were the guardians of peace and justice whilst eating their dinner.

Before the dark times...