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Re: Royal Wedding!
« Reply #50 on: 16 November, 2010, 05:12:46 pm »
We still have the small glass mugs from 1981. They are just the right size for measuring the ingredients for two portions of porridge.
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Re: Royal Wedding!
« Reply #51 on: 16 November, 2010, 05:37:20 pm »

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When is it? I will have to avoid it, just like the last one.

cue for a yacf get-together?

Any excuse for a party!

How about a proper street party, with swiss rolls and stuff on sticks?

(Actually, the place I work at is a community eco centre and we were discussing last week the need for a big local community gathering, and how a street party would be fun... Assuming the local community didn't steal the tables...)
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Re: Royal Wedding!
« Reply #52 on: 16 November, 2010, 05:42:52 pm »
We still have the small glass mugs from 1981. They are just the right size for measuring the ingredients for two portions of porridge.

My mother has some commemorative mugs. I refuse to drink out of one when I visit (and she knows it).
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Re: Royal Wedding!
« Reply #53 on: 16 November, 2010, 05:45:13 pm »
We still have the small glass mugs from 1981. They are just the right size for measuring the ingredients for two portions of porridge.

My mother has some commemorative mugs. I refuse to drink out of one when I visit (and she knows it).

I don't think that these have ever been used as drinking vessels.

It's amazing in our house that they've survived almost 30 years.
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Re: Royal Wedding!
« Reply #54 on: 16 November, 2010, 06:00:36 pm »
How long before al Fayed gets her to one side and warns her, all eyerolly and sotto voce?
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Re: Royal Wedding!
« Reply #55 on: 16 November, 2010, 06:04:36 pm »
I think there will be a WARTY on the day - We're All Republicans Today, Yes?

I'll give serious consideration to being out of the country for 'teh marriage'.   The lanes of Denmark or somewhere similar beckon.   I hope that they wait until after my exams.

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Re: Royal Wedding!
« Reply #56 on: 16 November, 2010, 06:06:00 pm »
We still have the small glass mugs from 1981. They are just the right size for measuring the ingredients for two portions of porridge.

My mother has some commemorative mugs. I refuse to drink out of one when I visit (and she knows it).

I don't think that these have ever been used as drinking vessels.

It's amazing in our house that they've survived almost 30 years.

Our mugs have never been used either.

It is too much hassle getting them out of the display cabinet.
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Re: Royal Wedding!
« Reply #57 on: 16 November, 2010, 06:09:15 pm »
I used to laugh at my grandparents' collection of royal memorabilia crockery but I now realise that we have our own collection - going back to the Silver Jubilee mugs and coins we were given at the obligatory parties.

Re: Royal Wedding!
« Reply #58 on: 16 November, 2010, 06:10:15 pm »
OK how long before they divorce  :demon:

Re: Royal Wedding!
« Reply #59 on: 16 November, 2010, 06:19:23 pm »
Found my coin! Charles looks quite happy on it, Diana looks a bit stern though.



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Re: Royal Wedding!
« Reply #60 on: 16 November, 2010, 06:21:39 pm »
Looks more like George Michael.

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Re: Royal Wedding!
« Reply #61 on: 16 November, 2010, 06:34:41 pm »
Do you think that in the interests of austerity, avoiding terrist attak and our sanity, that we could offer them £500 to elope?
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Re: Royal Wedding!
« Reply #62 on: 16 November, 2010, 06:39:51 pm »
Much like the plebeians of yore I love bread and circuses, so will be a Royalist on the day, switching quickly back to borderline republican the day after.

Yeah, that. Unless we don't get a national holiday, in which case, fuck the lot of them.
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Re: Royal Wedding!
« Reply #63 on: 16 November, 2010, 06:47:47 pm »
When is it? I will have to avoid it, just like the last one.  :sick:

That reminds me, for the Charles & Diana one, my dad took me and my sister up Yr Wyddfa (Snowdon) to avoid it. I was 13 and my sister would have just turned 10. The place was heaving, and we spoke to many people who were there for the very same reason.  :thumbsup:

For the Diana funeral I went up onto Moel Hebog and Moel yr Ogof.

Likewise they were heaving with people avoiding the 'main event'
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Re: Royal Wedding!
« Reply #65 on: 16 November, 2010, 06:57:41 pm »
Marvellous!

Reminds me of the Morning Star's Olympic coverage a few years ago:

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Re: Royal Wedding!
« Reply #66 on: 16 November, 2010, 06:59:08 pm »
When is it? I will have to avoid it, just like the last one.  :sick:

That reminds me, for the Charles & Diana one, my dad took me and my sister up Yr Wyddfa (Snowdon) to avoid it. I was 13 and my sister would have just turned 10. The place was heaving, and we spoke to many people who were there for the very same reason.  :thumbsup:

I was up the "rest and be thankful" witth some mates from work. :-)
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Re: Royal Wedding!
« Reply #67 on: 16 November, 2010, 07:06:06 pm »
How long before al Fayed gets her to one side and warns her, all eyerolly and sotto voce?
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Re: Royal Wedding!
« Reply #68 on: 16 November, 2010, 07:11:49 pm »
Any excuse for a party!

How about a proper street party, with swiss rolls and stuff on sticks?
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How about a proper street party, with stuffed rolls and Swiss on sticks?
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Re: Royal Wedding!
« Reply #69 on: 16 November, 2010, 07:17:39 pm »
Since they are reportedly going to live in North Wales,  if they get divorced she'd better not go through that tunnel under the river at Conwy.
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Re: Royal Wedding!
« Reply #70 on: 16 November, 2010, 07:19:32 pm »
Ah yes, 1981.  The country in recession deeper than it needed to be due to monetarist control measures forced upon the oiks by the then gubbishment.   An ostentatious royal wedding just to remind the oiks where the money and self-appointed power is was lavishly splashed across the media.

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2011:   The country will be in recession due to the extreme and unnecessary monetarist measures of the gubbishment.   A right royal fling will invade every aspect of the media reminding the oiks where the money and self-appointed power remains.          
Acksherley, it's extreme and unnecessary fiscal policy this time around.  Interest rates are too low given what inflation is doing, and Milton Friedman is turning in his grave.  Which might be a good thing.
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Re: Royal Wedding!
« Reply #71 on: 16 November, 2010, 07:22:24 pm »
Since they are reportedly going to live in North Wales,  if they get divorced she'd better not go through that tunnel under the river at Conwy.

So long as she stays well clear of the progeny of parvenu shopkeepers, she should be fine.  ;)
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Re: Royal Wedding!
« Reply #72 on: 16 November, 2010, 07:23:15 pm »
Apparently she's having Diana's ring.  I presume she gave it back to Charles when they separated, and it wasn't prised off her cold dead hand in a Paris morgue?

On a scale of "unlucky omens" this is probably up there with walking under a ladder while squashing a money spider and ignoring a solitary magpie.
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Re: Royal Wedding!
« Reply #73 on: 16 November, 2010, 07:24:34 pm »
Apparently she's having Diana's ring.  I presume she gave it back to Charles when they separated, and it wasn't prised off her cold dead hand in a Paris morgue?

On a scale of "unlucky omens" this is probably up there with walking under a ladder while squashing a money spider and ignoring a solitary magpie.

She's royally screwed.

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Re: Royal Wedding!
« Reply #74 on: 16 November, 2010, 07:26:33 pm »
What odds are there, do you think, on her being impregnated by Harry, in the style of William & Ed Grundy?
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