Author Topic: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]  (Read 11136 times)

Re: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]
« Reply #25 on: 30 November, 2010, 09:46:57 am »
Brilliant  ;D
Those wonderful norks are never far from my thoughts, oh yeah!

David Martin

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Re: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]
« Reply #26 on: 30 November, 2010, 10:28:59 am »
Last week I took some similar photos - not of me but of some club mates for the Dundee Cyclists fundraising calendar.

Getting the right light and pose was a challenge, but we got there. The one for the calendar is one of the local firemen - the other two were for the guys themselves (they had posed for a different picture.)

The calendar pic is now my co-conspirators screen saver, or so she claims.

Top tip - remember the baby wipes.

..d

(awaiting PM from Reg for that photo)
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Tail End Charlie

Re: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]
« Reply #27 on: 30 November, 2010, 01:09:07 pm »
Thanks for making me laugh, the world is a better place for people like you  :thumbsup:

hulver

  • I am a mole and I live in a hole.
Re: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]
« Reply #28 on: 30 November, 2010, 01:33:26 pm »
Is it just me that thinks that hulver's stem is a bit short? Consider how much further forward his hands are, riding on the hoods, than either Armstrong or Pendleton.

That's a bit of a personal comment!  :D

clarion

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Re: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]
« Reply #29 on: 30 November, 2010, 01:58:16 pm »
I think he's asking in a round about way for clearer pictures of your stem.  Can I ask you to do it by PM? ;D
Getting there...

Re: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]
« Reply #30 on: 30 November, 2010, 02:05:17 pm »
...sorry, somebody had to ask.....

wheres your helmet ?  ;D

Basil

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Re: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]
« Reply #31 on: 30 November, 2010, 02:07:18 pm »
Several things a bit slack.  ;)
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]
« Reply #32 on: 30 November, 2010, 05:46:12 pm »
Hulver is the one at the top, yeah?
My feminist marxist dialectic brings all the boys to the yard.


Pancho

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Re: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]
« Reply #33 on: 30 November, 2010, 06:00:58 pm »
You have got to be joking. This is the internet. The web is not the place for pictures of naked people.

BrianI

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Re: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]
« Reply #34 on: 30 November, 2010, 06:03:42 pm »
Luckily for you all my bike lives outdoors in the shed, so no pictures of me!

Seineseeker

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Re: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]
« Reply #35 on: 30 November, 2010, 06:07:00 pm »
Come on, whose next into the breach, and posting a Lance/Hulver pic?

LittleWheelsandBig

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Re: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]
« Reply #36 on: 30 November, 2010, 06:15:41 pm »
Not with temperatures this low!
Wheel meet again, don't know where, don't know when...

Re: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]
« Reply #37 on: 30 November, 2010, 06:17:36 pm »

Wowbagger

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Re: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]
« Reply #38 on: 30 November, 2010, 06:49:10 pm »


Here's one I prepared earlier (already shown somewhere on the forum, I'm sure).



This one might pre-date the Lance photo.
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David Martin

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Re: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]
« Reply #39 on: 30 November, 2010, 07:03:43 pm »
The original Lance photo appeared in the December 1999 edition of Vanity Fair so I suspect it predates your WNBR photo.
"By creating we think. By living we learn" - Patrick Geddes

hulver

  • I am a mole and I live in a hole.
Re: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]
« Reply #40 on: 30 November, 2010, 07:19:39 pm »
Ooo. I've got one of them as well. From Sheffield WNBR.


Re: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]
« Reply #41 on: 30 November, 2010, 07:49:14 pm »
Good effort Hulver  :D

I've lost my camera  >:(

Wowbagger

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Re: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]
« Reply #42 on: 30 November, 2010, 07:52:05 pm »
The original Lance photo appeared in the December 1999 edition of Vanity Fair so I suspect it predates your WNBR photo.

Oh, it certainly does then.
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Re: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]
« Reply #43 on: 01 December, 2010, 04:47:34 pm »
very funny Hulver!!!!!!  And very cheeky!  ;D

hulver

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Re: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]
« Reply #44 on: 01 December, 2010, 06:33:36 pm »
very funny Hulver!!!!!!  And very cheeky!  ;D

Ta.

And thanks to everyone for the funny comments, and a POTD! I'm glad it's made some people happy (sorry about the people it made ill, you can't have everything  ;D )

Hummers

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Re: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]
« Reply #45 on: 01 December, 2010, 08:26:46 pm »
Thanks Hulver.

I was wondering what I could change Mrs H's Desktop Wallpaper to and this has solved the puzzle.

 :thumbsup:

H

hulver

  • I am a mole and I live in a hole.
Re: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]
« Reply #46 on: 01 December, 2010, 09:05:26 pm »
Thanks Hulver.

I was wondering what I could change Mrs H's Desktop Wallpaper to and this has solved the puzzle.

 :thumbsup:

H

At least she'll have an example of the sort of physique you could have, if you worked at it.  :smug:

Re: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]
« Reply #47 on: 02 December, 2010, 07:58:07 pm »
A truely inspiring thread!

So here's more nudity ;D

(click to show/hide)

David Martin

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Re: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]
« Reply #48 on: 18 December, 2010, 11:54:25 pm »
OK, here it is. Please buy the calendar.


July by davidmamartin, on Flickr
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a lower gear

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Re: That Lance photo [Possibly NSFW]
« Reply #49 on: 19 December, 2010, 05:28:52 pm »
Good! But outdone by Leeds University Potholing Club calendar, for which all the photos were taken deep underground in streamways and under waterfalls. Admittedly the subjects kept their wellies and helmets and lights on but the number of takes in freezing water to ensure that you couldn't quite see anything showed immense dedication. The equivalent cycling calendar would be mountain biking in the Pennines. In February. At night. In the rain. When I see that, then I'll doff my hat - and probably eat it also.