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IanDG

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A letter from America
« on: June 14, 2008, 09:33:29 pm »
I was looking for a CD on an independant American label (Flying High - Jubal Kane) and found a store 'CD Baby'

Placed my order and received the following dispatch e-mail

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Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with
sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure
it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over
the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money
can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of
Portland waved "Bon Voyage!" to your package, on its way to you, in
our private CD Baby jet on this day, Saturday, June 14th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby.  We sure did.
Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year."  We're all
exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Sigh...

--
Derek Sivers, president, CD Baby
the little store with the best new independent music
CD Baby: let's find you some great new music... cdbaby@cdbaby.com (503)595-3000

 ;D

David Martin

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Re: A letter from America
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2008, 09:44:41 pm »
So you are happy to buy from a business that are a bunch of pathological liars?

..d

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IanDG

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Re: A letter from America
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2008, 10:03:05 pm »
Buying from an American retailer? I took that for granted  ;)