As I was walking the dog
1 in the park this morning we chanced upon a woman (Probably late 30s) and her dog coming the other way. Both dogs decided to have a bark-fest. As we were each admonishing our respective mutts she unexpectedly let out a tremendous fart, at which point she scuttled away.

She wasn't quick thinking enough to blame her dog.
Childishly, I'm still sniggering about it.
1 We've had to admit that this is her actual name.