Author Topic: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances  (Read 66226 times)

TJG

Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #500 on: March 21, 2019, 09:42:39 pm »
"Daddy. I have put these things on the stairs.  Some are uppers and some are downers."
This is a perfectly sensible sentence, we knew exactly what she meant, at 6 she clearly did not have a varied collection of recreational narcotics.  It only took about 5 minutes before my wife or I could breathe again!

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #501 on: March 21, 2019, 09:46:35 pm »
Things to go upstairs and downstairs? Sorted! Literally...
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Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #502 on: April 01, 2019, 08:52:19 am »
When kids tell jokes, part 193...

Andrew: What did one maths book say to another maths book?
Mummy: I don't know, Andrew, what did one maths book say to another maths book?
Andrew: "Tell me about your problems!  Haha!"
Mummy: Haha!  Andrew, do you know why that's funny?
Andrew: (sheepishly) Because maths books can't talk!

 ;D

Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #503 on: April 29, 2019, 06:54:25 pm »
Miss Dan the Younger was suggesting bunking off to protest Trump.
Miss Dan the Elder pointed out that getting photographed and recognised would get her into trouble.
“I’ll just wear a mask” says the younger.
So proud :D

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #504 on: May 26, 2019, 04:52:39 pm »
"One, two, three, four, six, seven, eight, ten, eleven, twelve, hundred, nineteen, twenty, sixty. Coming, ready or not!"
It was interesting to see the different seeking styles of the two smalls, aged about three. The one whose counting is above made a great show of looking in all sorts of places she could see the other one wasn't and walking past the place she could easily see he was. When it was his turn, he counted quickly and went straight to where she was obviously hiding. They were both of the "crouch under a table and call it hiding" school.
I do not ride a great big Mercian, gangster tanwalls, fixed cog in the back.

Wowbagger

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Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #505 on: December 03, 2019, 09:54:57 pm »
"I wish people at my school wouldn't call him Santa Claus! That's American. We're British. He's Father Christmas!"

So said my gd, aged 9 years and 5 months.
Oh, Bach without any doubt. Bach every time for me.

Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #506 on: January 17, 2020, 11:46:59 am »
Now.......shall we discuss pudding - My 6 year old who would get thrashed for her impertinence if I want laughing so hard at her delivery of the aforementioned

Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #507 on: January 28, 2020, 09:30:24 pm »
Does it matter that they are thirty and send you a meme on WhatsApp? No? good.

"Having a daughter is like having a broke best friend who thinks you're rich"

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Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #508 on: January 29, 2020, 08:28:55 am »
Does it matter that they are thirty and send you a meme on WhatsApp? No? good.

"Having a daughter is like having a broke best friend who thinks you're rich"

You too, huh?  Take courage, it doesn't stop at 30. Or 40.
I've dusted all those old bottles and set them up straight.

Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #509 on: January 29, 2020, 07:34:00 pm »
Does it matter that they are thirty and send you a meme on WhatsApp? No? good.

"Having a daughter is like having a broke best friend who thinks you're rich"

You too, huh?  Take courage, it doesn't stop at 30. Or 40.

That's seriously depressing! Ours is just 18, but I already can't wait for her to earn a living and stop asking for money!

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Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #510 on: January 29, 2020, 07:43:53 pm »

That's seriously depressing! Ours is just 18, but I already can't wait for her to earn a living and stop asking for money!


*falls on the floor, laughing*
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