Please feel free to consider alternatives to chez Gordy - I won't be offended if the preference is for somewhere else. In fact, I might be relieved!
Some other info: Stafford is ten miles away - trains from everywhere go to Stafford. Stone is the local station, served only by a London to Crewe slow train operated by London Midland - fares are ridiculously cheap, but the train is S-L-O-W ! It's only £8 (for a 150-mile journey) from London if you get booked in advance - and there's no need for cycle reservations. However, many people prefer to pay more and rocket to Stafford on Virgin or CrossCountry. London to Stafford is about 75 minutes on Virgin or 150 minutes on London Midland. East - West train travellers can aim for Blythe Bridge or Stoke-on-Trent... both about eight miles away to the north, and north east.
What else? We're half a mile from a canal path section of NCN 5.
Parking at the house is extremely limited, but a nearby farmer has a big yard with plenty of space. Driving is easy - the M6 runs close and access is from junction 14 or junction 15.
We can do any weekend dates from 27th August onwards, but I'm liable to be less sociable as September progresses as I always have to work at weekends to get ready for school on Mondays.
The Audax rides on 3rd September are from Bradwell in the Peak District (40 miles away)
There's a 200 and a 120 available - both are hilly.
Feel free, folks. The offer is open. By all means consider all alternatives.