Moving on from train divviness (though I could contribute several stories to that thread) to food divviness...
Last night's dinner involved whole roasted cherry tomatoes. I made the schoolboy error of picking up a tomato on my fork, popping it in my mouth, and biting into it, squirting a jet of molten lava at the roof and back of my mouth.
Oh well, I suppose it's a good excuse to restrict myself to an ice cream diet today.