Author Topic: Kitten names (Read 22083 times)

Wowbagger · « **Reply #25 on:** 02 June, 2011, 04:55:14 pm »

Ronnie & Reggie.

vorsprung · « **Reply #26 on:** 02 June, 2011, 04:58:34 pm »

Death and Destruction

border-rider · « **Reply #27 on:** 02 June, 2011, 04:59:53 pm »

Clytemnestra & Titania.

boys you say ?

Shame.

slowfen · « **Reply #28 on:** 02 June, 2011, 05:08:10 pm »

Testi & cal

in commemeration (commiseration)

Wowbagger · « **Reply #29 on:** 02 June, 2011, 05:09:06 pm »

Quote from: Mal Volio on 02 June, 2011, 04:59:53 pm

Clytemnestra & Titania.

boys you say ?

Shame.

But they would be abbreviated to Clit and Tit, and we can't have that sort of thing now, can we?

GlasgowDave · « **Reply #30 on:** 02 June, 2011, 05:10:19 pm »

scylla and charybdis?

redshift · « **Reply #31 on:** 02 June, 2011, 05:19:44 pm »

All mine have more or less named themselves due to some distinct characteristic, however I offer

Hieronymus (Ronnie) and Bosch.
Chalk and Cheese
Poodoo and The Priest
Marx and Engels
Paws and Reflect
Incident and Accident
Simon and Garfunkel

...I'll stop now before it gets too bad...

Andrij · « **Reply #32 on:** 02 June, 2011, 05:26:30 pm »

Chaos & Anarchy

Snakehips · « **Reply #33 on:** 02 June, 2011, 05:40:37 pm »

Shagrat & Gorbag

Torslanda · « **Reply #34 on:** 02 June, 2011, 05:54:41 pm »

John Paul & John Paul II

Andropov & Chernenko

Harley & Indian

Brooks & Proofide

Marin & Santa Cruz

Heckler & Koch

You, Me, Smith & Wesson

<<<<SILLY!>>>>

Where's Graham Chapman when you need him . . ?

ETA Norfolk & Goode

TimO · « **Reply #35 on:** 02 June, 2011, 05:56:05 pm »

One of our Professors used to refer to his Wife's cats as Cat 1 and Cat 2.

I quite like the idea of Ratchet and Sprocket.

There are plenty of potential names after things like herbs: Basil, Bay, Catnip (!), Cinnamon, Dill, Ginger, Jasmine, Lavender, Mint, Nutmeg, Pepper, Saffron, Sage, Thyme (choose any two).

Booze also offers some options, hence Talisker. Guinness is a fairly common name for black cats (especially ones in Pubs).

Torslanda · « **Reply #36 on:** 02 June, 2011, 05:58:07 pm »

Has anyone done Wallace & Gromit?

Bodgeit & Scarper

Grabbit & Run . . .

My coat's in the hallway, just tell me . . .

Snakehips · « **Reply #37 on:** 02 June, 2011, 06:11:13 pm »

Quote from: TimO on 02 June, 2011, 05:56:05 pm

One of our Professors used to refer to his Wife's cats as Cat 1 and Cat 2.

Good thinking , how about Cat 5 & Cat 5e (or 6 or 7)

TimO · « **Reply #38 on:** 02 June, 2011, 06:20:32 pm »

Quote from: Snakehips on 02 June, 2011, 06:11:13 pm

Quote from: TimO on 02 June, 2011, 05:56:05 pm
One of our Professors used to refer to his Wife's cats as Cat 1 and Cat 2.

Good thinking , how about Cat 5 & Cat 5e (or 6 or 7)

... or even UTP and STP? (Unshielded Twisted Pair and Shielded Twisted Pair)

Jaded · « **Reply #39 on:** 02 June, 2011, 06:36:32 pm »

Rapples and MV

slowfen · « **Reply #40 on:** 02 June, 2011, 06:37:10 pm »

Having had various cats

bugger and bloody

spesh · « **Reply #41 on:** 02 June, 2011, 06:41:45 pm »

Quote from: slowfen on 02 June, 2011, 06:37:10 pm

Having had various cats

bugger and bloody

Is that shorthand for Lazy Good-For-Nothing and Evil Spree Killer?

or Contrary Little Sod and Random Emetics?

Speaking as major-domo for a cat...

redshift · « **Reply #42 on:** 02 June, 2011, 06:46:10 pm »

Oh, well if we're talking about affectionate names, you should have said!

Sid and Nancy (vicious and sponging, of course...)

Eccentrica Gallumbits · « **Reply #43 on:** 02 June, 2011, 06:50:49 pm »

Bobb and Nonn.

You can only call one Gobbolino if he has one white paw. Is it wrong that I still remember the words to the first verse of the Gobbolino song?

spesh · « **Reply #44 on:** 02 June, 2011, 06:54:08 pm »

Quote from: redshift on 02 June, 2011, 06:46:10 pm

Oh, well if we're talking about affectionate names, you should have said!

Sid and Nancy (vicious and sponging, of course...)

LOL

microphonie · « **Reply #45 on:** 02 June, 2011, 07:01:39 pm »

Quote from: Snakehips on 02 June, 2011, 06:11:13 pm

Quote from: TimO on 02 June, 2011, 05:56:05 pm
One of our Professors used to refer to his Wife's cats as Cat 1 and Cat 2.

Good thinking , how about Cat 5 & Cat 5e (or 6 or 7)

Or... Cat 1 & Hors Cat (may need time to establish which kitteh is tougher or the better climber)

And surely Titus must be an option for one?

nicknack · « **Reply #46 on:** 02 June, 2011, 07:05:27 pm »

HAL and Dave

TimO · « **Reply #47 on:** 02 June, 2011, 07:18:52 pm »

You could borrow one of Terry Pratchett's names for camels; "Bloody Stupid", "You Bastard", "Evil-Minded Son of a Bitch", "Evil-Smelling-Bugger", "You Vicious Brute" and "Evil Brother-in-law of a Jackal".

Of course this only really works if the kittens are mathematically inclined.

Clare · « **Reply #48 on:** 02 June, 2011, 07:24:56 pm »

Haynes and Manual
Call Me Dave and Tea Boy
Pomp and Circumstance
Wit and Wisdom
Lovelace and Babbage
Flange and Sprocket

eta: some of these may already have been mentioned, my short-term wossname's not what it was.

Domestique · « **Reply #49 on:** 02 June, 2011, 07:32:29 pm »

Ot slightly, we had some friends whose dog had puppies. One of them was called Brains.
me 'Why is that then'
friend ' Oh it was grey and it mattered'

Author Topic: Kitten names (Read 22083 times)

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