Author Topic: I'm on the telly tonight (03/06/11) (Read 13406 times)

Deano · « **Reply #50 on:** 03 June, 2011, 07:26:35 pm »

Quote from: Aidan on 03 June, 2011, 07:22:41 pm

Quote from: TimO on 03 June, 2011, 07:21:20 pm
Quote from: Aidan on 03 June, 2011, 07:18:43 pm
Isn't the One show shite? First time I've seen it.

I can't say that I'm overly impressed. I've certainly seen worse, but probably not broadcast at such a prime time. There's still another 40 minutes to watch ... assuming Charlotte is near the end. $:-\$

Oh God No

Shit, I thought it was only half an hour. I sat through Michael Ball!

*puts cricket back on*

Aidan · « **Reply #51 on:** 03 June, 2011, 07:28:32 pm »

Quote from: rogerzilla on 03 June, 2011, 07:25:19 pm

"Spurn Point"?

Isn't it "Spurn Head"?

Yep , its Spurn Head. Hasnt he got a wanky haircut? Probably does it himself, without a mirror

trumpet · « **Reply #52 on:** 03 June, 2011, 07:29:29 pm »

Quote from: Charlotte on 03 June, 2011, 11:15:42 am

Just spoke to the PR lady. Whether it's an interview or not and whether I actually get to open my gob on telly is still under consideration, but they're now talking about me being on my bike and attempting to circumnavigate Angela Rippon whilst she's sitting at a desk inna studio on live TV.

This could all go so horribly, horribly wrong

Could be more famous than the Morcambe & Wise sketch?

rogerzilla · « **Reply #53 on:** 03 June, 2011, 07:29:50 pm »

Is the girl presenter's accent for real? It sounds like one of those comedy Welsh accents that always ends up more like Pakistani.

David Martin · « **Reply #54 on:** 03 June, 2011, 07:32:04 pm »

Good for them to big up the RNLI - great guys and gals

jellied · « **Reply #55 on:** 03 June, 2011, 07:33:11 pm »

I have several theories why it is called the one show.

My toes may never unsure again.

rogerzilla · « **Reply #56 on:** 03 June, 2011, 07:36:33 pm »

Gyles Brandreth? Do we hate him for the smugness, the jumpers he used to wear or just because he's a Tory?

rogerzilla · « **Reply #57 on:** 03 June, 2011, 07:38:06 pm »

or because he called his children Benet, Saethryd and Aphra?

smurphboy · « **Reply #58 on:** 03 June, 2011, 07:39:26 pm »

Quote from: rogerzilla on 03 June, 2011, 07:38:06 pm

or because he called his children Benet, Saethryd and Aphra?

So many reasons - so little time...

Aidan · « **Reply #59 on:** 03 June, 2011, 07:40:08 pm »

How bad can this actually get?

clarion · « **Reply #60 on:** 03 June, 2011, 07:40:16 pm »

Oh dear. Poor Charlotte. Gyles Brandreth in the studio? The temptation to run the smug tory git down must be nearly overwhelming...

smurphboy · « **Reply #61 on:** 03 June, 2011, 07:40:24 pm »

Quote from: smurphboy on 03 June, 2011, 07:39:26 pm

Quote from: rogerzilla on 03 June, 2011, 07:38:06 pm
or because he called his children Benet, Saethryd and Aphra?

So many reasons - so little time...

Next up - that idiot McCririck - is it tosser night on The One Show?

Eccentrica Gallumbits · « **Reply #62 on:** 03 June, 2011, 07:41:46 pm »

I enjoyed the 70s working class men with moustaches admitting some women were competent.

TimO · « **Reply #63 on:** 03 June, 2011, 07:41:51 pm »

Quote from: smurphboy on 03 June, 2011, 07:40:24 pm

Next up - that idiot McCririck - is it tosser night on The One Show?

I suspect it is most nights on The One Show.

Gods it's tedious, only just over a quarter of an hour to go. Where's Charlotte?

clarion · « **Reply #64 on:** 03 June, 2011, 07:42:52 pm »

McCririck as well? Oh noes! Someone needs to get there before Aunty C goes into Ripley mode...

Mike J · « **Reply #65 on:** 03 June, 2011, 07:43:34 pm »

Quote from: TimO on 03 June, 2011, 07:41:51 pm

Quote from: smurphboy on 03 June, 2011, 07:40:24 pm
Next up - that idiot McCririck - is it tosser night on The One Show?

I suspect it is most nights on The One Show.

Gods it's tedious, only just over a quarter of an hour to go. Where's Charlotte?

It's better when it's half an hour usually, as they seem to fill Fridays with crap.

smurphboy · « **Reply #66 on:** 03 June, 2011, 07:43:55 pm »

Quote from: clarion on 03 June, 2011, 07:42:52 pm

McCririck as well? Oh noes! Someone needs to get there before Aunty C goes into Ripley mode...

I'm not sure you'd find a jury of twelve to convict her...

Eccentrica Gallumbits · « **Reply #67 on:** 03 June, 2011, 07:44:36 pm »

Charlotte, see if you can nick that Dalek.

hatler · « **Reply #68 on:** 03 June, 2011, 07:45:11 pm »

Good god. This is genuinely gruesome. I can't say I miss populist tv.

Eccentrica Gallumbits · « **Reply #69 on:** 03 June, 2011, 07:45:21 pm »

And, as you cycle round, shout "ain't no hooves on this bitch fuck yeah!"

rogerzilla · « **Reply #70 on:** 03 June, 2011, 07:45:40 pm »

Shit, I hope this isn't February 2nd.

hatler · « **Reply #71 on:** 03 June, 2011, 07:47:09 pm »

How many people watch this ? There's some desperately easily pleased people.

smurphboy · « **Reply #72 on:** 03 June, 2011, 07:47:19 pm »

Quote from: rogerzilla on 03 June, 2011, 07:45:40 pm

Shit, I hope this isn't February 2nd.

What if this is what hell really is? Maybe I died and this is my special hell!

I'm sorry... someone forgive me - I'm ready to repent!

hatler · « **Reply #73 on:** 03 June, 2011, 07:48:15 pm »

Not long to go. Do you think they're going to junk the C piece ?

Eccentrica Gallumbits · « **Reply #74 on:** 03 June, 2011, 07:49:59 pm »

*underwhelmed*