Author Topic: more insane management speak phrases  (Read 67904 times)

Re: more insane management speak phrases
« Reply #575 on: January 07, 2019, 09:11:15 am »
"Please block the time for a planned workshop to build an impactful ___ Team in the new constellation"

Re: more insane management speak phrases
« Reply #576 on: January 07, 2019, 09:14:23 am »
"Please block the time for a planned workshop to build an impactful ___ Team in the new constellation"

the'new constellation' might well be a reference to our substantially reduced department, half of us were made redundant before Christmas.

Re: more insane management speak phrases
« Reply #577 on: January 31, 2019, 01:41:43 pm »
OK, anyone fancy a bit of fun? Not sure why I've been warned, possibly as I am quasi-leading some of this and they know I can't find a previous commitment.

I'm at a Work Thing next week, where everyone will start with fixing on a badge that says.....

Quote
Hi,
 My name is _____.
 My role is_______.
 I’m from________.
 My superpower is ___ because ___.
 Later on, ask me about my_____.”

go on, fill yer boots.

Pingu

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Re: more insane management speak phrases
« Reply #578 on: January 31, 2019, 01:56:01 pm »
Hi,
 My name is _____.
 My role is_______.
 I’m from________.
 My superpower is ___ because ___.
 Later on, ask me about my_____.


WTF do you want?  :demon:

spesh

  • Trump-Russia posting ninja
Re: more insane management speak phrases
« Reply #579 on: January 31, 2019, 02:21:10 pm »
OK, anyone fancy a bit of fun? Not sure why I've been warned, possibly as I am quasi-leading some of this and they know I can't find a previous commitment.

I'm at a Work Thing next week, where everyone will start with fixing on a badge that says.....

Quote
Hi,
 My name is _____.
 My role is_______.
 I’m from________.
 My superpower is ___ because ___.
 Later on, ask me about my_____.”

go on, fill yer boots.

Be careful what you wish for...  :demon: ;D :demon:


Hi,
 My name is, my name is Slim Shady.
 My role is explaining management directives via interpretative dance.
 I’m from Llareggub.
 My superpower is belching 'La Marseillaise' because I was bitten by a radioactive sans-culotte.
 Later on, ask me about my tattoo of Richard Nixon.
If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.

It's not the despair... I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

Kim

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Re: more insane management speak phrases
« Reply #580 on: January 31, 2019, 08:54:20 pm »
Bonus points there for legitimate use of Comic Sans
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spesh

  • Trump-Russia posting ninja
Re: more insane management speak phrases
« Reply #581 on: January 31, 2019, 09:13:26 pm »
Bonus points there for legitimate use of Comic Sans

About the only other time I think you could get away with it would be when quoting the tweets by the squatter in the Oval Office - though to get the full effect, you'd also need to change the font to green and apply bold, sub/superscript, underlining and changes in font size at random...*


* IIRC, there's a twitter account that reformats everything he posts so that it actually looks like it's been crayoned by a pre-schooler.
If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.

It's not the despair... I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

Jaded

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Re: more insane management speak phrases
« Reply #582 on: January 31, 2019, 09:28:20 pm »
I'm sorry, but it isn't possible to have a badge that big.
If you don't like your democracy, vote against it.

spesh

  • Trump-Russia posting ninja
Re: more insane management speak phrases
« Reply #583 on: January 31, 2019, 09:39:38 pm »
Spoilsport.  ;D
If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.

It's not the despair... I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: more insane management speak phrases
« Reply #584 on: January 31, 2019, 10:48:14 pm »
Maybe bitten by a radioactive gillet jaune rather than sans culotte.
The earth is vast and beautiful and contains many miraculous places. (Chekhov)