"So, Mr Padbeat, what are we going to do about this breaker conundrum?"
"Well, Sir, first of all we're going to call it a defect, not a conundrum. It is neither difficult nor confusing. We don't know what it is, but my team are both qualified and experienced, and between us we have seen all that there is to see on breaker defects. We will have a sitrep shortly. In the mean time the stores 'conundrum' was due to a supply chain dickhead, the Vibration Analysis 'conundrum' wasn't a significant deviation from the mean and the rota 'conundrum' was sorted by me writing it and telling everyone what to do."
In the words of Inigo Montoya, I don't think that word means what you think it means. And you are using it to death. And it makes me want to explain that to you in front of our subordinates.
Sir.