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Astonishing wine woo - it's scientific
« on: August 12, 2011, 10:59:42 pm »
Ahahaha.

Enter the magic world of wine swirling. Roll up, roll up, it's all scientific dontcha know.

When it comes to science, my higher education was in the biological area, but I know enough physics to know that this is on a level with homeopathy, crystal healing and metamorphic technique.

Do enjoy it. Bottoms up  :thumbsup:

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Re: Astonishing wine woo - it's scientific
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2011, 11:20:53 pm »
wine cells
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Re: Astonishing wine woo - it's scientific
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2011, 11:34:55 pm »
It doesn't say who came up with this brilliant idea, other than "someone from the Napa Valley wine business", which is a shame because whoever it is evidently doesn't realise the true extent of their own genius.

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Everything has a polarity right down to the atomic level, and when put into suspension in a liquid it rotates in relation to that pole. Because we are on a planet that has both a polar system and a consistent rotation, everything forms with a pole and a circular patterning. Wind it one way and it tightens and wind it the other and it unwinds.
This means that when economists tell us "money is tight" all we need to do is wind the banks the other way!
The unwilling rider and the one who leaves each control in turn without reluctance, with no desire to come back, obviously cannot be making the same journey, even though their brevets are identical.

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Re: Astonishing wine woo - it's scientific
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2011, 11:54:21 pm »
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The positive pole is more highly charged, just like the North Pole of the Earth, which is why there are Northern Lights in the Arctic Circle, but not Southern Lights in the Antarctic.

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Re: Astonishing wine woo - it's scientific
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2011, 12:07:36 am »
I stopped reading after this, it's a giveaway:

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Now, as a master herbalist and aroma-therapist...

Re: Astonishing wine woo - it's scientific
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2011, 01:00:30 am »
His 'advice' on cancer is equally enlightening.

http://www.herbsarefood.net/tumorspaleoherbalist.html

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Re: Astonishing wine woo - it's scientific
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2011, 08:20:23 am »
His 'advice' on cancer is equally enlightening.

http://www.herbsarefood.net/tumorspaleoherbalist.html

He obviously has never actually seen any cancers in real life - protective capsule indeed.
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Re: Astonishing wine woo - it's scientific
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2011, 10:35:08 am »
Lovin' the idea of atoms suspended in a liquid.

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Re: Astonishing wine woo - it's scientific
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2011, 08:54:07 pm »
His 'advice' on cancer is equally enlightening.

http://www.herbsarefood.net/tumorspaleoherbalist.html
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Re: Astonishing wine woo - it's scientific
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2011, 12:57:05 am »
Call now 1-800-HERBSHEAL - and for your own convenience, have your Visa or Mastercard ready before you die!"
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